make good use of that DNI

Adult 20+

[unknownexplorer9]

This is a blog for mostly krattcest and maybe other fandoms

⚠️: the content of this blog might be deemed problematic/pro ship and if you aren’t into that I recommend blocking me!

Obligatory disclaimer that it’s fiction and that I don’t condone any of this irl!

[unknownexplorer9]

i love coming back every now and then and find people in the krattcest tag that absolutely hate the ship

pro tip: if you put stuff like “KRATTCEST BEGONE SHOO SHOO!1!1!” it still appears in the tag XD

anyways hi i missed them so much :( i don’t think the last ep of the season have been released in the us and im too lazy to use a vpn ngl

i’ve been thinking about them lately 🥺 mostly having chill dates and such after being burned out from all the terrible is currently happening environmentally wise, trying to remember that there’s still good out there :(

[kaydubsthekoifish]

A remake (and a sequel) of this drawing I drew years ago.

Seemed like a solid first post.

[unknownexplorer9]

krattcest canon fanchild it’s def alice guys it’s right there (in kratt creaturess!!)

[unknownexplorer9]

i forgot how much i liked fontcest ooohh my goddd i used to be their biggest fan

[meppets]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wild Kratts Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Chris Kratt/Martin Kratt Characters: Chris Kratt, Martin Kratt, Tortuga Crew (Wild Kratts) Additional Tags: Christmas Party, Christmas Decorations, Mistletoe, Kissing Under The Mistletoe, Implied Aviva/Koki/Jimmy Z, If you squint that is - Freeform, Established Relationship, Secret Relationship, Brother/Brother Incest Series: Part 3 of Meppets’ Krattcest Fics Summary:

If anyone had picked up on Chris’s very deliberate avoidance of the kitchen, he could only hope they’d do him the courtesy of keeping it to themselves.

[responsibilitychan]

youre an interesting creature bro

[unknownexplorer9]

While some are still stuck on the fact that krattcest does in fact exist (animated verse ofc) i'm taking it a step further and bringing you poly!t0rt5g4 crew or polytuga as I started to call it, now some headcanons! (warning for slight mention of health issues and angst) 

🌍Prefacing this with the question of “so t0rtg4 crew dont care about incst?!?!” guys the world of the show its so wild (haha) and nonsensical like they fight supervillains in the name of nature, no they don't care

🌍In the scale of getting their clothe “borrowed” (stolen) (lovingly) from “where the hell are all my clothes” to “gets borrowed every now and then” it goes: martin, chris, koki, aviva, jimmy. 

⭐The bros are the biggest victims of getting all their clothes stolen, specially their iconic jackets, martin to a slight bigger scale because well he has the biggest jacket, at some point you will see all of the crew wearing the blue jacket, most of the time is koki, aviva, and jimmy

⭐One time all three of them did and martin had to only wear his white shirt, yes all of them appreciated the view until chris just made him wear one of his

⭐Martin acts like he hates it but he's an awful actor he loves it, he always looks terribly fond 

🌍 On a similar note, from “little thief always stealing clothes” to “i like my own thank you” it goes: koki, martin, aviva, jimmy, chris

⭐ Note on chris: if he is seen wearing someone else's clothes, specially martin’s he is probably feeling A LOT of emotions (verge of break down) either hes feeling rarely mushy or the most likely scenario, he’s sick, stressed, injured, or sad

⭐Martin and aviva can like switch positions depending 

⭐Koki is indeed the biggest culprit but its ok she gives them puppy eyes saying shes feeling comfy and they all forgive her 

⭐ Also she loves borrowing her own so yeah

🌍Focusing on my boy jimmy, from the outside it would seem like he is more of a guy third (fith?!) wheeling the crew, and tbh at the beginning of their relationship it kind of was, hes fully in it now tho

⭐Once upon a time jimmy was involved with the rest but he also would hook up with other people every now and then (safely ofc) and the crew was like actually ok about it (friend group w benefits?!) they would even ask him about the stories (some crazy stuff truly) until naturally he just stopped being with other people and stayed with the crew (aaaww) 

🌍More jimmy! He struggles the most with openly showing affection, poor guy is in recovery from  “i had an edgy phase as a teenager” he is trying he swears (it doesn't help his self esteem isn't the best…something to discuss later) 

🌍Fun little fact, in my heart the least enthusiast about animals and nature where aviva and jimmy before joining the bros and koki. aviva and koki where really enthusiastic when they where younger, but as it happens they kinda got bullied out of it, meeting the brothers was so nice and refreshing it healed that aspect 

⭐Jimmy fun fact (my man) he even while starting working with the crew was like the very least enthusiast about it, for him it was all fun traveling, fun adventure and something unique for his resume, the crew was mostly ok with it because he was cool about it, a good friend, and did not actively harmed animals…except bugs, which is why a very special moment for the bros was when they were hanging out outside work at jimmy’s place and when he found a bug instead of killing it or telling any of them to help he safely trapped it and let it free, jimmy is embarrassed by that story because to him it wasn't a big deal.

🌍In his honor, from the scale of “gamer” to “not gamer” it goes: jimmy (duh), koki, martin, aviva, chris 

🌍Jimmy and koki the best gaming buddies, they go on “dates” which are just long gaming sessions in low lighting with food and drinks, yeah no one else gets it but them they are happy ok 

🌍Chris is a table top game nerd enthusiast 

🌍Speaking of table top games, I know nothing about D&D but to all the fans out there yeah he probably plays D&D

🌍They boys become the biggest hype men when the girls dress up nice for a date or special occasion, Martin starts to loudly whistle lmao

⭐Aviva is a little more shy about it since she's not used to getting too fancy, koki it's a lot more open because when she dresses up she dresses UP! She is ofc very thankful and does ask about what specifically they liked

🌍There is not a date night where the kratts don't mention an animal fact, not a single one! It has become a sort of competition to see when they will don't

🌍martin and chris are completely aware they do this but can't stop it it just blurts out, martin does it a bit more often than chris to his annoyance

🌍aviva and koki had built stuff for eachother as gifts for the longest time even before starting to date the rest of the boys (i know to my knowledge we havent really seen koki built something but i believe she can)

I know it is not much, and they mostly became more gen hc rather than romantic but that is all I have! I would love to talk more about them so if you have any more HC let me know!! (also idk how the whole jimmy focus happened either)

[unknownexplorer9]

hello…baby’s first post <3 i was cooking so much doing these despite all the typos, i need to revisit these ideas asap or do more hcs

[unknownexplorer9]

wow i miss krattcest so much i need season 8 to come out faster

anyways thinking of slightly possessive martin likee not in a killing stalking yandere way but in a quietly persistent way like “yeah chris can go and surely meet other cooler people, but at the end, they aren’t me and they will never have the dynamic and comfort we have, so i’m not worry” likee martin is such a “he knows where home is” which feels like im making him look asshole-ish LOL when in reality it’s nothing like that, he just knows there is only one martin and chris will choose him every time, and he likes that!!!!

(maybe i can give him “never first priority” issues so when he is chosen first, on purpose!! he goes a bit crazy)

chris is a bit the same but he will show it less because he’s not much of a pda dude and he’s very secure thank you, but when he feels it, he has no shame in reminding people that they are a unit, no discussion

in a non polytuga scenario i feel the crew would actually be spared of the worst of that behavior because 1) they have no interest in dealing with..all that 2) even if the brothers love them too much to be too mad..they get maybe a wrist slap

now in my fav scenario, polytuga, this behavior includes them and they embrace it!! originally this post was going to be about how martin even when he doesn’t think of himself as the sole leader of the crew, he likes to refer to them as his, that is his crew, and if you mess with what is his it will get ugly!! again chris feels the same, they put up with so much of their bullshit and he is eternagrateful he will be dammed if an “outsider” gets in the way

aviva, koki and jimmy do tease them for their “animalistic” behavior (we all know the girl do most of the teasing they are such bullies <3) but reciprocate on their own ways, these are their best nature loving freak bros!! we get all of them not you!!

they are a lion pride, a bee hive, a wolfe pack, a multi cell organism, a well oiled machine, all working towards the same goal!

(i would love to write an outsider pov fic about someone who comes temporarily to work with them and they are mostly fine except the vibes are just. so. off, and they can’t pin point why and they never fully do, they are all so welcoming but the outsider never gets fully in, always an outsider to the intricacies of the worlds weirdest poly relationship lmao) (maybe a redeemed paisley and rex?? thinking they can get in with the good guys because well we are good now and the villain crew sucked so why not? except they never will no mater how good and pro nature and animals they are because they lost the vibe check ages ago, the pack has rejected y’all take the L)

[unknownexplorer9]

MOOORE SHAPES OF ARMADILLO GUSHING

the boyssss the boyfriends!! i like how jimmy looks at them needing out with such a..sexy?? expression he’s so into those animal freaks (the bit about him being grossed out about eating ants was cute)

girls being mean again <3 also i love how jimmy joins the dance immediately

last of my fav pics! aviva is so cute when she’s gushing about baby animals !! also koki’s little evil smile while guilting the boys for not showing them the puppies!! ALSO avivas bowling outfit so badass and koki and jimmy gushing about their gf yes

[unknownexplorer9]

JUST WATCHED SHAPES OF THE ARMADILLO AND YES IT HIT LIKE CRACK OOUUGH WILD KRATTS I MISSED YOU I TOOK SO MANY SCREENSHOTS (MORE BELOW)

first of all, look at them!! look at these boyfriends!! seeing them together again reminded me how much i loved them, not only that this ep also gave me so much polytuga content!!! so excited

but first a moment for my cutie koki a geometry nerd!! glad t have highlighted how all the tortuga crew are some level nerd <3 (i know jimmy thinks she’s the cutest here)

cute losers <33

I LOVEEE the girlfriends scheming!! look at their naughty faces they are so funny and i know they love to bully those boys <3

(i have so mane more screenshots but tumblr hates me so onto next post!)

[mctoons]

[unknownexplorer9]

i miss the wild kratts actually i need to start watching episodes again

[mctoons]

Uhmmmm

Excuse me

but this is the tenderest, gayest shit I’ve ever witnessed

[meppets]

krattcest (high school au?) idea where Chris is going on his first date ever and asks Martin for help with it.

Martin proposes that they have a "practice" date so he can show Chris how its done and Chris agrees only out of desperation. Throughout the "date" Martin walks him through a perfect date and does such a surprisingly good job that Chris actually starts falling for him little by little. He gets very flustered because of this and starts silently questioning everything about himself.

Martin is a bit clueless as all he wants to do is be a good big brother and just accounts the constant blushing and nervousness to Chris being embarrassed/nervous for his real date.

bonus points for a "kissing lesson"

[thesaltofcarthage]

A card for very specific fandom niches

[meppets]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wild Kratts Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Chris Kratt/Martin Kratt Characters: Chris Kratt, Martin Kratt, Mentioned Tortuga Crew (Wild Kratts) Additional Tags: Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Morning After, Morning Cuddles, Implied Sexual Content, Sibling Incest, ficlet  Series: Part 2 of Meppets’ Krattcest Fics Summary:

It wasn’t often he got mornings like this - so Martin simply held him, grateful for every second of it.