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ah introductions exist right right!! almost forgot!!

introduction

name : charlatan age : 3920.2 years old gender : yes romantic interest : no

FANDOMS BELOW CUT

having a playlist with all the songs you listen to from 2018-current is wild because i just went from Walk Ahead to Angel with a Shotgun to REVIVED to Ten Duel Commandments to a song from Descendants and i have never experienced more whiplash

#AND NOW THE ELEVENTH DOCTOR THEME TUNE IS PLAYING #the only thing that has stayed the same is that i'm a nerd #oh god what can i tag this as #gacha 2018 #gacha life #dream smp #god never thought i'd use that tag again #hamilton #hamilton musical #descendants

towerologia

i dont remember if i posted this on the blr

vizasstuff

One of the most inspiring ARG's!

Was planning to add some of the dialogue in the process, but i got lazy lol

#i love this!!!#fanart #a world that doesn’t exist #destroying a world that doesn't exist #minecraft arg #searching for a world that doesn't exist

fruitzzone

elias bouchard is changing the logo of the institute on their website to rainbow colours as we speak

supplemental; in the walls. my boss is telling me to get out, but i won't. on another note, elias has some fuckery about him

#tma #magnus archives #oh unhinged jon #how i love you #jonathan sims #elias bouchard #“supplemental; i placed a camera in elias' office. god i wish i hadn't.”#“on better news i've figured out the mystery between the magnus institute and the lukas family”#hmmm i think i need more sleep #UPDATE looking back at this the next day after i got some more sleep #what the fuck was i on #posting this anyway

hypotenussy

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

thecharmingquirksofothers

incredible prev tags

hi jonny, sorry abt the trickeries but i wanted to doubly check you'd begun to monologue

#tma #tma spoilers #i guess?#jonathan sims #elias bouchard #mag 160 #elias bouchard if he had a bit more swag and a little less nag

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I’m making marinara sauce again, time to insult Italy through cooking

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Okay so update: I remembered that I have a bit of duck fat in my fridge leftover from an important meal so the onions are being caramelized in duck fat which feels fancier than what I should be doing

I also purchased a can opener because the last time I bought tomato paste I opened the can with a kitchen knife and spite

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Having my trust the process moment

Picture taken before adding all the tomato

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Forgot to post this but here’s the finished product, I have two jars of marinara put away and the pizza has half mozzarella half Swiss, I ate the whole pizza so I’d say that’s a good enough review

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Maybe the true 2026 Tumblr Sexy Man was the marinara sauce we made along the way

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There’s definitely someone who clicked my account, thought it was a cooking blog and got really confused about where the contest is being held and this reminded me of that

3headedhhydra

What did she look like? What… what was she like?

I headcannon that Tim was dating Sasha throughout season 1 so when Not!Sadha happened tgey kept on dating, and he didn’t notice a single thing was different. Because we definitely need more tragedy in tma

dogpuppy

daisydefender

Martin Blackwood if he'd been The Archivist during the Eyepocolypse.

foggy-eyed-archivist

I love seeing posts from people who have just started listening to tma and don't know anything yet. like "jon and martin have kind of a wierd dynamic going on, are they gay or is that just me?" yeah idk what you're talking about. I think you're imagining it. personally I don't see anything there

#those two?? so straight wdym #honestly people these days thinking there's homoerotic tension everywehre #jon and martin are just friends ofc ofc #/j #tma #the magnus archives #jmart #jonmartin