Requests: OPEN

Are they fuckable? We don't fucking know, they might be. There's only one way to find out

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Bam! Introduction post

So hey guys, I’m Jade, I came up with this shit show. Also I’m the Sniper simp, rat out these fuckers whenever they start trying to say he’s probably not fuckable 👀 /j

I’m also 16 so please do not be fucking weird. I go by he/him, they/them and caw/caws/cawself

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I'm Jackie, I don't edit characters. sniper isn't fuckable

She/Her, minor

(Leaving the blog, 21/3/20)

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Name's Vulpix (well, one of them). I'm the one who makes the edits.

Any Pronouns, adult (technically)

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Hallo, I'm Somnolent. I sort the asks the and figure shit out.

He/Him, She/Her, They/Them - Old enough to read pron, young enough to not drink.

<Mod Intro>

Flags:

One on the left is the Might Be Fuckable Flag. It's very pink.

One on the right is the Might Be Unfuckable Flag. It's very green.

Rules:

1. Do not request a character that is under 18. We are absolutely not sexualising minors, even if they are fictional.

2. No characters that are canonically asexual.

3. No real people.

4. TERFs and exclusionists have a special place on this blog and it’s the fucking blocklist.

5. We won't do DSMP, Hetalia, Five Nights At Freddy’s, Genshin Impact, Cookie Run, or Harry Potter. Also, none of us have read Homestuck.

Mods may add to this list at their own discretion.

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crash

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Bella made me curious SOO 👉👈 096? 👀👀👀

[toxiblight-deactivated20220702]

NO, PLEASE. YOU CAN'T DO THIS

HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE

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Hi! Yes I Can :)

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Bella made me curious SOO 👉👈 096? 👀👀👀

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Question for Jade: is Red or Blu more fuckable?

Red, 100%

Red Spy, Red Sniper and Red Medic have been such massive men that I simp over

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The imposter from amogus could be fuckable

I hate that you’re probably right

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Do y'all think That Bro Strider from Homestuck is fuckable?

Ummmm I looked him up and I’ve been seeing some very interesting art 😳

Based on what I’ve seen, I say he might be

Wait I read a touch bit more on him and I genuinely do not fucking know, mods help me

Jade

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We've gotten one Homestuck request and I'm already considering adding it to rule 5 mostly because none of us know dust about it.

He's listed on Villains Wiki as an Abusive Parent so... Might Not? I refuse to make the edit though

Vulpix

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never read homestuck but no

Jackie

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Mb from the previous ask I forgor 💀 but fr,,,,, I think D-9341 might be fuckable amirite fellas??

who

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The Class-D you play as in SCP Containment Breach

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never played

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GOOD GOD HE’S CRUNCHY

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Man's built like PS2 Hagrid

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spiderman 2 lookin ass

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STOP BULLYING HIM‼️‼️ HES JUST BUILT LIKE THAT sobs

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We’re gonna bully him for it, sorry not sorry

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Mb from the previous ask I forgor 💀 but fr,,,,, I think D-9341 might be fuckable amirite fellas??

who

[urfavemightbefuckable]

The Class-D you play as in SCP Containment Breach

[urfavemightbefuckable]

never played

[allcorrupt18]

[urfavemightbefuckable]

GOOD GOD HE’S CRUNCHY

[urfavemightbefuckable]

Man's built like PS2 Hagrid

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spiderman 2 lookin ass

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K1-B0 from Danganronpa v3?

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K1-B0 from Danganronpa v3?

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Andy from Tynk! and the Final Phonorecord might be fuckable? They live in my head rent free either way

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Oh void, why did I maintag this

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Mb from the previous ask I forgor 💀 but fr,,,,, I think D-9341 might be fuckable amirite fellas??

who

[urfavemightbefuckable]

The Class-D you play as in SCP Containment Breach

[urfavemightbefuckable]

never played

[allcorrupt18]

[urfavemightbefuckable]

GOOD GOD HE’S CRUNCHY

[urfavemightbefuckable]

Man's built like PS2 Hagrid

[urfavemightbefuckable]

Mb from the previous ask I forgor 💀 but fr,,,,, I think D-9341 might be fuckable amirite fellas??

who

[urfavemightbefuckable]

The Class-D you play as in SCP Containment Breach

[urfavemightbefuckable]

never played

[urfavemightbefuckable]

Me neither, I’ve just seen a lot of gameplay

[urfavemightbefuckable]

this is your area of expertise then

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I DID NOT KNOW HE ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE THAT THOUGH

HE LOOKS CRUNCHY

[urfavemightbefuckable]

Mb from the previous ask I forgor 💀 but fr,,,,, I think D-9341 might be fuckable amirite fellas??

who

[urfavemightbefuckable]

The Class-D you play as in SCP Containment Breach

[urfavemightbefuckable]

never played

[allcorrupt18]

[urfavemightbefuckable]

GOOD GOD HE’S CRUNCHY

[urfavemightbefuckable]

Mb from the previous ask I forgor 💀 but fr,,,,, I think D-9341 might be fuckable amirite fellas??

who

[urfavemightbefuckable]

The Class-D you play as in SCP Containment Breach

[urfavemightbefuckable]

never played

[urfavemightbefuckable]

Me neither, I’ve just seen a lot of gameplay

[urfavemightbefuckable]

this is your area of expertise then

[urfavemightbefuckable]

Mb from the previous ask I forgor 💀 but fr,,,,, I think D-9341 might be fuckable amirite fellas??

who

[urfavemightbefuckable]

The Class-D you play as in SCP Containment Breach

[urfavemightbefuckable]

never played

[urfavemightbefuckable]

Me neither, I’ve just seen a lot of gameplay