Random shit I come up with

I post at random mostly shitposts but a couple stories incorrect quotes and antics I fight with the Wizard Council

[urlocalbisexualmess]

All of my humans are space orcs post have a tag to call home #the Kri'ess are scared of that one human

#Kri'ess scared on Human

Wich is what Tumblr shortened it to

[wakingfromthewater]

Tumblrites, the hour has come for us to practice one of our most sacred rituals.

Likes to charge, reblogs to cast.

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[quadriviummuse]

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

[weeping-wisteria-willow]

🍻

[krisoverthinks]

COFF NO.

[weeping-wisteria-willow]

🍻🍻🍻

[krisoverthinks]

I am gonna drop kick you so bad. Mom will never find you.

[weeping-wisteria-willow]

@urlocalbisexualmess-alt MOMMMM

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Coff. No. Drinking. We've been over this

[weeping-wisteria-willow]

I’m like

A banana

[krisoverthinks]

Okay nevermind less 🍺 please-

[weeping-wisteria-willow]

[krisoverthinks]

NO *BoNKS YOU ON THE HEAD* LESS LESS!!

[weeping-wisteria-willow]

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

EVERYBODDDYYYYY

[krisoverthinks]

@urlocalbisexualmess-alt MOMMMMMMM

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Children please

[weeping-wisteria-willow]

Beer

[urlocalbisexualmess]

No.

[weeping-wisteria-willow]

Yes.

[urlocalbisexualmess]

No. Go drink some water.

[weeping-wisteria-willow]

I’m like

A banana

[krisoverthinks]

Okay nevermind less 🍺 please-

[weeping-wisteria-willow]

[krisoverthinks]

NO *BoNKS YOU ON THE HEAD* LESS LESS!!

[weeping-wisteria-willow]

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

EVERYBODDDYYYYY

[krisoverthinks]

@urlocalbisexualmess-alt MOMMMMMMM

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Children please

[weeping-wisteria-willow]

Beer

[urlocalbisexualmess]

No.

[weeping-wisteria-willow]

I’m like

A banana

[krisoverthinks]

Okay nevermind less 🍺 please-

[weeping-wisteria-willow]

[krisoverthinks]

NO *BoNKS YOU ON THE HEAD* LESS LESS!!

[weeping-wisteria-willow]

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

EVERYBODDDYYYYY

[krisoverthinks]

@urlocalbisexualmess-alt MOMMMMMMM

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Children please

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[cannon-fannon]

March 15 again and here we go…

[urlocalbisexualmess]

I’m a harbinger of Chaos and confusion happy March 15

[urlocalbisexualmess]

We should make billionaires fight to the death hunger games style, the victor keeps their life and money, the losers money goes to affordable housing clean energy research , affordable health care and reducing inflation.

[catchymemes]

[infinitydivine]

I am not taking a risk

[darlingsstern]

Not risking it pals

[doralimasstuff]

U know what I want potato of luck

[shrewreadings]

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

[marajadestarkiller]

Quote by the ever-delightful @jackdaw-kraai

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Posted Oct 9, 2012

[march-april-mae]

the person who made this went on to make Young Sheldon btw

[peanutbutter-and-jellie]

Mae I don’t believe you

[g4l4xy-qu33n]

oh I’ve been waiting for so long to use this image

so so long

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[media-traveller]

All of a sudden, @urlocalbisexualmess was teleported inside a TV station.

"Lights, camera all check. Welcome urlocalbisexualmess. Care to answer my burning questions @urlocalbisexualmess ?"

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Watcha wanna know

[media-traveller]

The drawn mouth on the screen just gave a smile.

"My first question is the same for most people, what is your Tumblr icon?"

[urlocalbisexualmess]

A girl with a dragon

What else ya got?

[media-traveller]

"What inspired you to make delenn? Why ship her with Red Hood and Carol? What drives them forward as a character?"

The TV screen turned black and then switched on again.

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Initially, it was looking through the only in Gotham tag for inspiration for a fic, but I wanted to contribute to what I found there and thus Delenn was born.

As for Red Hood and Carol, I like to have love interests for my characters to give them a motivation other than because Spite. Red Hood has always been my favorite Bat boy, so that choice was easy, Carol came later and I can't say I regret it, the dynamic of those three is something I adore.

[media-traveller]

"That's actually pretty cool"

The TV screen glitched with a "X-D" Face before returning to it's normal eye and mouth.

"Aside from delenn, how many lives-i mean original character's do you own?"

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Quite a few, I'm careful with them even though I'm not always kind with the paths I send them down

[media-traveller]

"Kindness is something many of you lack when it comes to your creations but alas, it reflects your own lives"

The screen went pitch black.

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Has it perhaps not occurred to you that the moments of good that come after the times when we are unkind make that harshness and pain worth it? Sometimes, being unkind to those characters is how you help them find perspective its how you make them see.

[media-traveller]

Media's screen remained black.

"Like I said, it reflects your own lives.. Also, you did body slammed me with some deep thought type shit"

Media screen went back to normal before flashing a "👀" And going back to normal again.

[urlocalbisexualmess]

You misunderstand, these characters don't reflect my life they reflect fragments of who I am, I'm not always kind to them but I love them all the Same

[media-traveller]

"Your life is fragments of who you are... At least to me it is. It would mean different to you"

"My last questions to you are.. What's in store for your character's? and also why were you offline for the past days? Christel was missing you like a baby"

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Your views of such things are rather 1 dimensional, I will let it slide for now though. As for why I was offline , I am preparing to move and have been busy as result

[media-traveller]

The TV screen laughed or made a static sound.

"Well I am two dimensional, hope you had a save move... I guess this is the end of this interview, This won't be our last interview. Any parting words?"

[urlocalbisexualmess]

See ya later child

[media-traveller]

All of a sudden, @urlocalbisexualmess was teleported inside a TV station.

"Lights, camera all check. Welcome urlocalbisexualmess. Care to answer my burning questions @urlocalbisexualmess ?"

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Watcha wanna know

[media-traveller]

The drawn mouth on the screen just gave a smile.

"My first question is the same for most people, what is your Tumblr icon?"

[urlocalbisexualmess]

A girl with a dragon

What else ya got?

[media-traveller]

"What inspired you to make delenn? Why ship her with Red Hood and Carol? What drives them forward as a character?"

The TV screen turned black and then switched on again.

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Initially, it was looking through the only in Gotham tag for inspiration for a fic, but I wanted to contribute to what I found there and thus Delenn was born.

As for Red Hood and Carol, I like to have love interests for my characters to give them a motivation other than because Spite. Red Hood has always been my favorite Bat boy, so that choice was easy, Carol came later and I can't say I regret it, the dynamic of those three is something I adore.

[media-traveller]

"That's actually pretty cool"

The TV screen glitched with a "X-D" Face before returning to it's normal eye and mouth.

"Aside from delenn, how many lives-i mean original character's do you own?"

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Quite a few, I'm careful with them even though I'm not always kind with the paths I send them down

[media-traveller]

"Kindness is something many of you lack when it comes to your creations but alas, it reflects your own lives"

The screen went pitch black.

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Has it perhaps not occurred to you that the moments of good that come after the times when we are unkind make that harshness and pain worth it? Sometimes, being unkind to those characters is how you help them find perspective its how you make them see.

[media-traveller]

Media's screen remained black.

"Like I said, it reflects your own lives.. Also, you did body slammed me with some deep thought type shit"

Media screen went back to normal before flashing a "👀" And going back to normal again.

[urlocalbisexualmess]

You misunderstand, these characters don't reflect my life they reflect fragments of who I am, I'm not always kind to them but I love them all the Same

[media-traveller]

"Your life is fragments of who you are... At least to me it is. It would mean different to you"

"My last questions to you are.. What's in store for your character's? and also why were you offline for the past days? Christel was missing you like a baby"

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Your views of such things are rather 1 dimensional, I will let it slide for now though. As for why I was offline , I am preparing to move and have been busy as result

[media-traveller]

All of a sudden, @urlocalbisexualmess was teleported inside a TV station.

"Lights, camera all check. Welcome urlocalbisexualmess. Care to answer my burning questions @urlocalbisexualmess ?"

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Watcha wanna know

[media-traveller]

The drawn mouth on the screen just gave a smile.

"My first question is the same for most people, what is your Tumblr icon?"

[urlocalbisexualmess]

A girl with a dragon

What else ya got?

[media-traveller]

"What inspired you to make delenn? Why ship her with Red Hood and Carol? What drives them forward as a character?"

The TV screen turned black and then switched on again.

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Initially, it was looking through the only in Gotham tag for inspiration for a fic, but I wanted to contribute to what I found there and thus Delenn was born.

As for Red Hood and Carol, I like to have love interests for my characters to give them a motivation other than because Spite. Red Hood has always been my favorite Bat boy, so that choice was easy, Carol came later and I can't say I regret it, the dynamic of those three is something I adore.

[media-traveller]

"That's actually pretty cool"

The TV screen glitched with a "X-D" Face before returning to it's normal eye and mouth.

"Aside from delenn, how many lives-i mean original character's do you own?"

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Quite a few, I'm careful with them even though I'm not always kind with the paths I send them down

[media-traveller]

"Kindness is something many of you lack when it comes to your creations but alas, it reflects your own lives"

The screen went pitch black.

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Has it perhaps not occurred to you that the moments of good that come after the times when we are unkind make that harshness and pain worth it? Sometimes, being unkind to those characters is how you help them find perspective its how you make them see.

[media-traveller]

Media's screen remained black.

"Like I said, it reflects your own lives.. Also, you did body slammed me with some deep thought type shit"

Media screen went back to normal before flashing a "👀" And going back to normal again.

[urlocalbisexualmess]

You misunderstand, these characters don't reflect my life they reflect fragments of who I am, I'm not always kind to them but I love them all the Same

[media-traveller]

All of a sudden, @urlocalbisexualmess was teleported inside a TV station.

"Lights, camera all check. Welcome urlocalbisexualmess. Care to answer my burning questions @urlocalbisexualmess ?"

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Watcha wanna know

[media-traveller]

The drawn mouth on the screen just gave a smile.

"My first question is the same for most people, what is your Tumblr icon?"

[urlocalbisexualmess]

A girl with a dragon

What else ya got?

[media-traveller]

"What inspired you to make delenn? Why ship her with Red Hood and Carol? What drives them forward as a character?"

The TV screen turned black and then switched on again.

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Initially, it was looking through the only in Gotham tag for inspiration for a fic, but I wanted to contribute to what I found there and thus Delenn was born.

As for Red Hood and Carol, I like to have love interests for my characters to give them a motivation other than because Spite. Red Hood has always been my favorite Bat boy, so that choice was easy, Carol came later and I can't say I regret it, the dynamic of those three is something I adore.

[media-traveller]

"That's actually pretty cool"

The TV screen glitched with a "X-D" Face before returning to it's normal eye and mouth.

"Aside from delenn, how many lives-i mean original character's do you own?"

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Quite a few, I'm careful with them even though I'm not always kind with the paths I send them down

[media-traveller]

"Kindness is something many of you lack when it comes to your creations but alas, it reflects your own lives"

The screen went pitch black.

[urlocalbisexualmess]

Has it perhaps not occurred to you that the moments of good that come after the times when we are unkind make that harshness and pain worth it? Sometimes, being unkind to those characters is how you help them find perspective its how you make them see.