Hurry Up And Wait

I am a woman, and I reserve the right to be inconsistent!

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[anxietyproblem]

[its-the-fluffy-lupin]

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

[bipolarized]

This is it.

This is officially the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[radicalapollo]

Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.

[kaizo-ningen-deactivated2021100]

[moscowdiscow-deactivated2017011]

this was animated by a man with anterograde amnesia who kept forgetting the last 10 frames he drew

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

Sorry to bring this back but I haven’t slept in weeks wondering how she could possibly be alive if eating one chicken nugget is this fucking difficult for her

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[unyanizedcatboys]

[chronicconfusion]

I am loving the notes section

[memewhore]

[tumbleboof]

[parakeet]

my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier

[parakeet]

he was like ‘thats the same one from last night!’ (he was feeding the slugs cucumber slices last night too) im like man you’ve been spending too much time with the neighbourhood slugs if you can tell them apart

[ahagoat]

Friendship comes in many forms. Don’t get in the way of a man and his friendly slug friends

[parakeet]

you’re right sorry dad for my crimes

[unclefather]

mods are asleep. Post kermie sippie milk.

[unclefather]

[plaguedoctor1340-deactivated202]

[unclefather]

that’s not milk!!!!!!!

[morphimus]

kermie sippie powdered milk

[unclefather]

oh thank god

[kittcatastrophe]

All of the "Pro-lifers" that are celebrating right now I sincerely hope you or your daughters never have a Miscarriage that they cannot naturally pass, because a D&C is an abortion.

I hope you don't have a ectopic pregnancy, because the procedure that will save your life is an abortion.

I hope you don't have a still born baby that your body can't naturally pass because that induction is an abortion.

I hope you are never in a place where carrying a baby full term would mean your death (as mine would, my doctor looked me in the eyes and told me if I get pregnant again I WILL NOT MAKE IT, and fuck you all because my kids need a mom more than they need a sibling.)

I hope you don't find out your baby has a condition that will mean being alive for how ever long will cause them excruciating pain, that you don't have to birth your baby and watch them die a horrific, painful death in your arms.

I hope you aren't raped and forced to carry that baby to term no matter the detriment to your mental/physical health.

I hope you aren't forced to give birth to your abusers child, giving you no way out of the relationship.

I hope your 10 year old is never assaulted and have to carry a baby to term that will almost definitely will kill her.

I hope that you don't go to jail when they investigate your miscarriage and determine that something you did made it YOUR FAULT.

I hope you realize you and your daughters will die from laws you created.

I hope you realize the consequences of your actions because you may have to suffer through them.

[capricornsims]

Tycho and his two wonderful dads. He got first place at the 8th grade science fair. ( he’s a tall kid)

[high-dragon-bait]

Whenever I’m very sad I think about Fenris being the funniest bitch alive and since I’m very sad here’s some of my favorite examples of Fenris being the funniest bitch alive

Bonus: I cannot for the life of me find a screenshot of “Oop! Hawke stepped in the poopy” but that is a canon line and I think about it every day

[wildfangz]

I was too irritated not to make memes about it

[buffysummers]

The Lion King (1994) dir. Roger Allers & Rob Minkoff

[klaushargreeveses]

Howl’s Moving Castle + Wide Shots

[movie-gifs]

STARDUST 2007 | dir. Matthew Vaughn

[coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016]

if u got beef on the internet either let it go or escalate it until one of u is unconscious 

[transgirl-link]

Somebody has learned I was keeping the paper towels on top of the fridge and then taught herself to jump on top of my cabinets so my paper towels are no longer safe

[transgirl-link]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[corporation-cats]

[jurynullification]

its like. thats his truck and hes ordering from a drive through at 12am

[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

chicken samwich and scratch my butt please.

[mens-rights-activia]