A Day in the Life of an Emergency Vet Receptionist

Everything you want to say to clients, but can't

[vetreceptionbitch]

[vetreceptionbitch]

"Ugh. I didn't think I'd have to pay for them already being here to do their jobs anyway!!!"

Yes sir. We do in fact pay people to do their jobs here. That's how jobs work.

[vetreceptionbitch]

Welcome to [emergency vet clinic], currently open on emergency hours for emergencies only! How can I assist you?

"This isn't an emergency, but--"

I'm sorry, you'll have to call back during normal business hours for that.

"But you're open 24/7!"

For emergencies only. Because we only have emergency staff right now. For emergencies.

"This is ridiculous! I'm reporting you for refusing to provide medical care to my pet!"

Sounds great. Have a nice day!

[vetreceptionbitch]

"I don't want any students touching my pet. I don't want one looking at my pet. Or breathing on my pet. I don't even want them near my pet!!!!1!"

*deep inhale*

Yes. I understand. So have you considered NOT going to a

UNIVERSITY RUN

TEACHING

HOSPITAL

?!!??!

🙂