interroBANG!

keystone girl in a keystone world

[teomodo]

[himbohopkins]

We were covering T.S. Eliot in class once and my professor quoted “This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper” then said “What does a whimper sound like? Can anyone give me a whimper?” and I whimpered. I was the only person in the class who fucking whimpered.

[starrymillk]

promoting his business

[probuccalfat]

why are you a cunt

to honour my mother before me and her mother before her and so on and so forth

[gethighdropacidneverdie]

[earthlingmars]

Trip

[disksystem]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[plasmalogical]

[twicejoyhalfpain-deactivated202]

penultimate is such a good word. its like....maybe the second best word

[fallout-lou-begas]

it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music

[only-cat-memes]

[st-just]

It's funny that they still have the 'no smoking allowed' lights and warnings on every plane you fly on, as if there's a single flight you CAN smoke on any human has been on since the turn of the millenium at latest.

[txttletale]

the funniest part is that they're lights, and the other lights turn off and on depending on circumstances, leading to the strange implication that there's some hypithy situation where the pilot is supposed to go "eh, why not?"

[freelyunder]

turning off the no smoking lights as soon as it becomes clear we're not avoiding that mountain

[roselalonde]

you are like an empty tip jar

[niklas-sagara]

Ready to be filled!

[roselalonde]

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[the-big-mood]

[clowngirrl]

[shitbl0gger]

[wizardarchetypes]

i had a nightmare last night i was at a marina with my friend and there were saltwater crocodiles swimming all around and she said, "don't worry, they won't come up on the docks. they don't hurt people." and i said, "what about that one? does that one hurt people" and she said, "which one?" and my dream comedically cut to a crocodile in the water wearing a Jason mask.

[wizardarchetypes]

for people asking, it was wearing the mask like this: