cedric deserved better @wizardingwrld - Tumblr Blog

i could literally make a giant chart of how every single event in harry potter books 5-7 parallels books 1-3 with book 4 (specifically, cedric’s death) as the turning point but i won’t do that but i could.

diarygirls

turns out i did actually do that.

please enjoy it’s 2am and this all came from my own fevered brain so apologies for the formatting and any mistakes

robotmango

hallmark channel please hire me to write more time-travel romances:

no-nonsense modern businesswoman who is secretly falling for this odd but kind stranger: dinner was so delicious! wow... i wish my last boyfriend had ever cooked for me even once. by the way, what was in the pie?

brave yet gentle time-displaced knight: squirrels, of course

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brave yet gentle time-displaced nobleman of some sort: the miasmas in this... newest of york are indeed foul. here, i have studded half an orange with cloves, hold it against thy nose, that you may not inhale any spirits of pestilence

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no-nonsense modern businesswoman's mildly confused dad: so, you follow politics at all?

brave yet gentle time-displaced weaver's apprentice: the empress maud is a pretender and usurper, i pray king stephen's forces will break the siege by michelmas

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no-nonsense modern businesswoman, etcetera: what are all these children doing in my house

brave yet gentle time-displaced prince: these are my new pages. i have given them each a loaf of bread and a pallet of straw in the basement. [snaps fingers] you, boy! a cup of watered wine!

delighted ten-year-old who is skipping school, dressed in old drapes as an approximation of medieval livery: yes sir right away sir!!

quaelearns

LINGUISTS: What causes language endangerment?

INDIGENOUS PEOPLE: Colonization.

L: Is it modernization? Urbanization?

IP: Genocide. Denial of sovereignty.

L: Economic development? Migration?

IP: Ongoing oppression. Racism.

L: So mysterious! We may never know!

angelawebber

just realized im too old for hogwarts now............. wtf growing up sucks

teennewssource

hot girl summer is over it’s scary woman winter

dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072

lest we forget feral girl fall

asheathes

Animated posters // (click to enlarge)

kereleos

sqilormoons-deactivated20190908

@hogwartsgirlgang : marauders era event —

A L I C E

L O N G B O T T O M

+ sweet creature by harry styles

“this is who we were before bones, before dirt, before even light.”

just-a-jumbled-writer

We regret to inform you the writer who

Created a race of slaves who are happy to serve, whose abolitionist allies are seen as out of touch or weird

Created werewolves who were metaphors for AIDs and then made a character who deliberately infects people

Has only given LGBT+ representation outside the actual content of her works

Appropriated large portions of Native American culture and spirituality in order to make an American School!AU

Made Jewish caricatures out of Goblins and had them all run banks

Might not be a good person.

babababs

remember in goblet of fire when minerva says ‘potter’s a boy, not a piece of meat!’

imagine harry telling her everything after the battle of hogwarts, telling her about how dumbledore raised him like a pig for slaughter, and how he had to die and mcgonagall gets so goddamned mad

she loses control for the first time that harry’s EVER seen and she’s actually yelling, she’s so pissed that harry was seventeen and he had to accept death and dumbledore KNEW he would have to die and NEVER TOLD HIM

and harry’s about to cry because yeah his friends would be devastated if he was gone but NO ONE got this damn pissed that dumbledore had raised him so that he could die at the right time and mcgonagall’s in the middle of a rant and he just shoots up and hugs her and she’s stunned into silence but after a moment she hugs back and it’s great

and then she goes up to her office and starts screaming at dumbledore’s portrait because ‘i don’t care if it had to happen, albus, he is a CHILD-’

riverthunder

This is the Minerva McGonagall content we deserve, and make no mistake, we were robbed

fanonical

broke: the crimes of grindelwald

woke: the harry potter games i played on the playground age 8

aescribe

I have stolen the real Horcrux and intend to destroy it as soon as I can. I face death in the hope that when you meet your match, you will be mortal once more…