crundle man

I stand before you and beg for some sort of not as evil thing as you were going to do pixies dni

[wizardly-accountant]

wizard who knows no spell except Wetten and is a very well respected duelist

[pollution-wizard]

hey everyone i'm going out to explode things. lemme know if you want anyone/thing specific exploded

[wizardly-accountant]

I fucked up my stew and now I have a swirling vortex in my kitchen can you blow it up

[sleepy-bebby]

shrimp friend. 🦐🥤

[wizardly-accountant]

@the-shrimp-that-fried-rice

[wizardly-accountant]

I drank the forbidden soup and now I have been exiled from the fields of elysium

[the-gnomish-bastard]

there is a dragon who claims that he has stolen some of your loot are these accusations correct or is this dragon lying to increase the price of said loot

Depends, who’s the dragon?

[wizardly-accountant]

Kyellmor the Deveiver

[the-shrimp-that-fried-rice]

Who is the kind soul who wishes for my demise

[dweezul-deactivated20240820]

*krill your shellf

you serve zero porpoise and it’s really just that shrimple

[the-shrimp-that-fried-rice]

😔

[blacktipreefsharkwizard]

Stop harbassing them! This is unsealievable.

[the-shrimp-that-fried-rice]

I shrimply cant believe people would do this

[wizardly-accountant]

tumblr is really no plaice for these sort of insuffishent threats against harmless shrimp

[evilwizard]

hobbits have a vast bureaucracy dedicated solely to keeping track of their shire’s genders. they have entire libraries devoted solely to sorting, divaricating, and categorizing them. the gender spectrum to them is really more like an 11th-dimensional venn diagram. hobbit scientists have identified over 35 “fundamental particles” of gender, yet theorize of many more. orcs have one gender they call it “Crash”

[evilwizard]

elves don’t quite get the purpose of it all? they only use gendered pronouns when around outsiders. dwarf genders are associated strongly with various minerals. they’re extremely confused by humans not being able to identify as igneous or sedimentary

gnomes have a special tree under their hats that produces a single “hormone berry” every day, in whatever flavor they prefer

[the-shrimp-that-fried-rice]

Who is the kind soul who wishes for my demise

[quincysonofquincy]

i honestly think ninja kiwi should make a btd6 forum. reddit is simply not the platform for discussion revolving a game like it

[ink-wizard]

have you sent in your tax paperwork yet

PFFT who needs taxes, im a cartoon character wizard!

[wizardly-accountant]

if you'd like, I could take a look for you

[just-a-blog-for-polls]

What kind of weather makes you happiest?

Sunny

Cloudy

Rainy

Thunderstorm

Snowy

Other

I don't know

Weather has no impact on my mood

Voting ended onSep 26, 2023

[magical-bear-dubin]

really who made rain the sign of sadness who doesnt like rain

[the-shrimp-that-fried-rice]

Rain is so good. Its the only positive thing about living in England

[magical-bear-dubin]

Im pretty sure rain is the only thing about living in England

[the-shrimp-that-fried-rice]

Nooo we also have fun activities such as complaining about the government, complaining about the royal family, and complaining about the weather when its too hot

[wizardly-accountant]

You forgot complaining about the weather when it's not hot enough, and scotch eggs

[peanutbutter-and-jellie]

They made me fucking sideways

[tax-fraud-wizard]

THEY ROTATED MY GUY!!!!

FREE HIM!!!!

[peanutbutter-and-jellie]

Put a blue heart if you want to be my friend

Put a purple heart if you are already my friend

Put a blue heart if you are one of my mutuals

Put a black heart if you want me to combust into flames

(this is a joke don't actually put hearts)

[pyreo]

If it generally scuttles along the floor then you got a crreature. if it's Out there eating up your prized jasmine, then that's a varmint. and if it gnashes you. then you got yourself a beastie

[wizardly-accountant]

friends have recently gotten me into mtg, tell me funny commander decks I can use that are not entirely gimmicks

[soundtestmenu]

we need to provide crows the means to write stories. we need crow-produced narratives. can you imagine how fucking deranged they'd be

[verylegalwizard-deactivated2024]

Hello there Mr @verylegalwizard , I'm finally done setting up my shop of magic and artifacts but I lack the necessary documents to open it and I've heard you're the most legal wizard around these parts,do you think you can make for me the necessary paperwork so I can officially open my shop?

Just tell me the informations and needed and I'll happily provide :)

of course ! shop of magic and artifacts..

*i bring out a stack of paperwork and start writing* siley.. is that your only name? what other names do you go by? have you ever run a shop before? has a wizard inspector made sure your building is safe? is it up to code? how many stories does it have? how much revenue are you expecting to receive from this shop? do you pay your wizard taxes? do you own the land or are you renting? can you give me some form of id or picture of you? are you planning to hire employees? do you have wizard insurance? are you going to give your employees insurance? what other benefits can they receive? have you ever broken the law? are you part of a council/s? if so, which ones? what address are you planning to open your shop at? (you can just tell me the area/what it’s near). is it on wizard island island?

[the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem]

You need documents to sell stuff? I always just sell stuff to random people in the back alleyways. Always works for me

[verylegalwizard-deactivated2024]

legally? yeah. it’s not really a requirement per se just like. heavily suggested. also makes things easier when the tax bird comes

[the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem]

WAIT THATS WHAT THAT BIRD IS FOR? I THOUGHT IT WAS TRYING TO EAT ME SO I ALWAYS RUN FROM IT.

What are taxes anyways though?

[verylegalwizard-deactivated2024]

don’t worry!! @arctictern12 won’t eat you (i think) !

taxes are money that you pay based on how much money that you have. the money can then be spent towards the betterment of the whole community, like wizard schools or hospitals

[wizardly-accountant]

clever wizards need not 'pay taxes' so much as 'commit tax evasion'