sorry babe, gotta handle these ninjas

mar • 26 • she/her

[saladgl0ve]

this is how this website sounds sometimes

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[witchdisk]

age regressing but I was a precocious child so I act pretty much the same

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[only-cat-memes]

[kabber]

[gasterofficial]

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[gokusclit]

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[dogpuppy]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[kinuko]

[realest-slenderman]

please

[kyatra]

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

[kyatra]

HASHTAG STUPID HASHTAG IDIOT HASHTAG DUMBASS ?!?!!?

[imagefragrance]

this is literally how it feels

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese