Jules' cryptid diary

Silly cryptid

[woeisjules]

Welcome to my cute little blog lol

I’m going to be writing for Natalie Scatorccio (Yellowjackets), and Eddie Munson (Stranger Things) on this account. No other characters. Just my two favorite little burnout freaks. Feel free to send requests, and I’ll see you guys in my new posts very soon.

Edit: ok I’ll write for Metallica too

[woeisjules]

Once again my hyperfixations have expanded and now I’ll write for Joey Jordison, Mick Thomson, Jim Root, basically the members I want to fuck, and maybe the rest of slipknot in the future, and also Wednesday 13. I noticed that there is a criminally minuscule amount of content about these weirdos so I’m taking one for the team and writing about our favorite little freaks. Horny thoughts coming soon.

[imperial-shrimp]

Ugh boy why are you so girl

[clownjointeddoll]

Ive noticed (mostly) men have a huge problem with music that's violent/aggressive towards them but are unable to acknowledge that it's a byproduct of living in constant fear,anger and exhaustion in a world that thrives on violence against women. We scream and rage because we are tired of being hurt and victimised.

[jururenu]

[woeisjules]

So like… life is worth living until October

[woeisjules]

I was on internet archive looking for the Kerrang! Magazine issue 796 from april of 2000 (if someone has a pdf or a link to a high resolution image of the cover pls pls send me the link), and I randomly found a page about slipknot from Hustler magazine from 2005 and couldn’t help but share

Also I cannot stop giggling about the fact that I found this shit in a fucking porn magazine

There was also shit about queens from the Stone Age I think and here’s the link to the pdf on internet archive

Btw I want to say again that this is a pornographic magazine so click the link at your own discretion.

[lilmacabe]

he's such an ipad kid

[woeisjules]

I’m dripped tf out nobody try any funny business with me 🙄✋

[sleepyykal]

Yipppeee

[woeisjules]

Tbh I think Wednesday 13 would either be the sweetest most loving most gentle lover ever or an absolutely feral fucking machine who rearranges every single one of your organs every time you fuck. Probably depends on whether he’s drunk or not, either way I think he’s a considerate lover and a consent king. Definitely tells you how pretty you look while he’s fucking you. Thank you for listening to my Ted talk

[5000voltsthroughme]

You guys- I can’t- 🤣💀

[newstedswife]

I LUV THIS FREAKY MAN

[reincarnationoftheparty]

Give em the ole razzle dazzle

[femboypatrickbateman]

What is this photo oh my god.

[annieclays]

They killed javi before Pokémon released in north america, sick vile monsters

[woeisjules]

Okay guys… I’ve fallen back into my Metallica obsession. I’ll write for Kirk, Jason, Dave, James, and mayyyybe Cliff and Lars.

Mostly Kirk and Jason tho, they’re both so boyfriend I can’t even 🥺

[eddiemunsons-missingnipple-deac]

Spot the difference