Positively Sarcastic

Living in the moment while the moment lasts, and throwing in a bit of sass

[vaginatrainer-deactivated202007]

[livingroom]

[10knotes]

Uh thanks ma

[hashtagparksandrec]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

damn that’s a strong crib

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[dancerindc]

This is why the gays fucking love this show.

[babyanimalposts]

[dismalchant]

[taylulz]

[sweetoothgirl]

[swag-tears]

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like

[snorelaks]

yes babe, the heelys are off this time I promise, please come back to bed

*rips sheets off to reveal the heelys are still on* I fucking lied the swag never stops

[rieteconeste]

[wegotitwrong-deactivated2013102]

[ghostsandgoblins]

[paris-geller]

@ non voters, 3rd party voters, trump voters

[0orkewjvrfwedr-deactivated20130]

i once took my 14 year old cousin to a ke$ha concert for her birthday. half way through the concert ke$ha screams “STOP.” the music stopped, the audience stopped and ke$ha goes “I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.” then everyone waited to see what ke$ha could have realized, mid song, mid concert. when ke$ha goes “i just realized….THERE’S NOT ENOUGH GLITTER ON THESE TITTIES” and a guy with a small bucket came out and poured so much glitter on those titties, that he saved the concert. 

[2gays1cup-deactivated20240227]

[half-deaf-problems-deactivated2]

but Cosmo was the one that was pregnant, so….

[jetgrindvizio]

[lovely-kittens-blog-blog]

[hustleinatrap]

😂😂😂

[thagoodthings]

[waffleconefrappe]

LMFAO

[waffleconefrappe]

she need some milk

[woodmeat]

nigga she had on a breathing tube lmfao

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

[warmwintersindecember]

BRUH 😂

[verdantkarma]

RIP