If I'm just bad news...

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I won't be using this tumblr any longer. If you want my new URL let me know

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Deleting this Tumblr and starting over. Send a message if you want info on the new one.

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I've decided to delete this tumblr account and start anew. If you'd like to follow the new one feel free to send me a message. Just been spending time lately trying to process who I am, how I act, and how to improve myself. 

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I just unlocked the Shameless: Lazarus sticker on tvtag

581 others have also unlocked the Shameless: Lazarus sticker on tvtag

On the season finale of Shameless, Lip catches up on bills while Frank begins to recuperate and Fiona’s parole officer helps her find a job. Share this one proudly. It's from our friends at Showtime.

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The dreamcast controller was pretty awesome for the time.

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bring the kibbles

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important news in australia today

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How the fuck?

[boo-bi-blog1]

This is why we can’t have nice things

[bigfootaus]

No but you don’t understand

This mango is 10 tonnes heavy and 10 meters tall

And someone used a gigantic mobile crane to steal it

And now we can’t even find either the crane or the mango

(And here’s a link for people interested in the story)

[mamasam]

where did you come from

where did you go

where did you come from

giant mango

[babygoatsandfriends]

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Onward, noble steed!

Or cuddle...cuddling is good, too.

[disasterlarper]

I don’t know if you know this but here’s a live feed of porn searches being made right now. 

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[lilsnoozyvert]

ARE THESE EVEN FUCKIGN REA L

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Uh, so when you click it, apparently it shows "Straight" search. Just saw "Pozz Seed" come up under gay porn. I won't dare to touch the other button.

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What happens when two baroque cellists perform a cover of “Thunderstruck" by AC/DC? They shred. Literally. Keep an eye on their bows as the piece progresses.

This awesome video features Croatian cellists Luka Sulic and Stjepan Hauser, aka 2Cellos, playing their phenomenal “BaRock style” arrangement of the hard rock classic for a completely bewildered 17th century audience. The concept is wonderful, but the actual performance is astonishing.

[via Geeks are Sexy]

[dharmagun]

ok that was seriously badass. PLAY, CROATIAN BEAUTIES, PLAY WHILE I SHIP YOU.

i love the way the sound changes as the bows gradually disintegrate, too.

[jumpingjacktrash]

that was FUCKING AWESOME.

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Into it.

[bearbuttz]

Holy fuck.

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[vikander]

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cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially slapped her in mid-air. Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

[captoring]

i was looking up 80’s slang for reasons and

i am so using this

and you should too

let’s bring it back

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I approve. 

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Trans women are not biological.. They are all fracking cylons.

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Three way photo finish in the quarter finals.

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