What Should We Call Me?

Just a recent Stanford grad/sorority girl/nine-to-fiver entertaining herself.

[wswcme]

when i get rear ended for the first time

I'M LIKE:

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when i'm in the express check out line and someone in front of me has more than the maximum number of items

I'M LIKE:

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when most of the mail i receive is solicitations for donations

I'M LIKE:

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when i've finished all my work for the day by 10am

I'M LIKE: 

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when my boyfriend makes salmon for the first time and he gives me a raw piece to try

I'M LIKE:

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when i leave from a visit to vaden

I'M LIKE:

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when the bitch in my sorority gets nominated for outstanding member at the greek awards

[wswcme]

when i did flaming shots for the first time

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when a couple starts fighting next to me on a mostly empty bus

AT FIRST I'M LIKE:

THEN I'M LIKE:

[wswcme]

when i get full credit on an assignment i did while drunk

[wswcme]

when the people in my group project ask to meet four times to do something that will take an hour

I'M LIKE:

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when the people in my group project say that they are confused about the project

I'M LIKE:

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when my residents talk about their sex lives outside my door

I'M LIKE:

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when it's senior spring

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when i lose track of my friends at a party

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when my residents ask me random questions instead of using google

I'M LIKE:

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when i find out the crazy chapter advisor is having kids