Hi Im Wyaln Im 16 nd I Cant Read

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Nina: Please pray for Matthias.

Jesper: What happened to them?

Nina: Nothing, they’re just very stupid.

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Nina: Where the devil is Kaz?

Ineji: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?

wylan: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

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wylan: It was difficult, so you’ve just given up. You might fail, so why bother trying?

Jesper: Exactly.

Jesper, to Ineji: I told you they’d understand.

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Jesper, talking about Wylan : WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? HE DID. HE KISSED ME. NoW WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

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Nina: You’re alive.

Kaz: No need to sound so disappointed.

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Jesper: Where’s wylan?

Nina: Doing stuff.

Jesper: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Matthias?

Nina: Trying to stop wylan from doing the stuff.

Jesper: And Ineji?

Nina: Trying to stop Matthias from stopping wylan from doing the stuff.

Jesper: I see. And what are you doing here, Nina?

Nina: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Ineji from stopping Matthias from stopping wylan from doing the stuff.

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Ineji: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.

Jesper: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.

Jesper, right after Ineji leaves the room: I miss them already.

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Jesper : You know, people treat me like a god.

Wylan : How?

Kaz: They ignore his existence unless they need something.

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Kaz: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Jesper : * Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

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Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?

Jesper : Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

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Matthias : Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Nina : It's kind of complicated, but Kaz-

Matthias : Got it. Forget I asked.

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Zoe: Who the hell are you?

Kaz: I’m Kaz .

Wylan : I’m Wylan . I have a bomb .

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Wylan : I have edge.

Kaz: You really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb

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Kaz: Jesper , calm down.

Jesper : I can't calm down! You need to calm UP!

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Jesper : Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

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Nina: Okay, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like , was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?

Wylan : Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Ineji: Okay, so, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?

Wylan : No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.

Ineji & Nina : Ohhhh.

[Meanwhile]

Matthias : And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Matthias : Tongue?

Jesper : Yeah.

Mathias: Cool

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Matthias finally crying : Look at me. I don’t even know what to feel right now.

Kaz: Shame, guilt, fear?