Kermit: Scooter, I thought you were decorating for Halloween.
Scooter: I am.
Kermit: You're just putting up pictures of Piggy.
Scooter: You said you wanted scary decorations.
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Kermit: Scooter, I thought you were decorating for Halloween.
Scooter: I am.
Kermit: You're just putting up pictures of Piggy.
Scooter: You said you wanted scary decorations.
Dr. Teeth: Okay, that’s them, that’s them. Everybody, look like you’re gardening. Animal, grab that little hoe.
Animal: [Grabs Floyd]
Floyd: …I don’t think that’s what he meant.. is it??
"Gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms."
- Floyd Pepper
Baby animal: Father. Father, I crave violence
Dr. Teeth: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Zoot: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Dr. Teeth: Yes.
Zoot: I'd sleep.
"Gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms."
- Floyd Pepper
Rowlf: For most of human history, vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home if you were asleep or drunk. But then we got rid of the horse.
Animal : You complete moron. You stupid fucking idiot. "Cars would be better if they could bite and shit" – that was you just now, dumbass.
Animal : "Wouldn't it be cool if cars could piss? Wouldn't it be cool if cars could fuck?" Fuck off.
Floyd : It would be cool if cars could fuck.
Zoot : We... We still have horses.
Lips: Any advice before Animal and I fight?
Floyd: Don’t wet yourself in public.
Lips: Not the kind of advice I was looking for!
Janice : Today, Animal said a swear word, so Rowlf said that they were going to wash Animal 's mouth out with soap. Animal replied, “It’s okay, I like the taste of soap”. Turns out, they’ve been putting soap on their lips to blow bubbles.
Janice : Relationships should be 50/50. Floyd cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Janice : *heading out to see Floyd *
Lips : Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!
Janice : I think I crossed that line when I got a date.
Floyd : I hate to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
Scooter & Animal :
Scooter : Only one...?
Lips : Hey, Dr. Teeth you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.
Dr. Teeth : Have you ever been to a mortuary?
Lips : Yea, my grandma lives there.
Zoot : That is the worst response to that question.
Scooter , to the Squad: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!
*silence*
Scooter : Damn, y’all depressed as fuck!
Zoot : You didn’t clap either-
Scooter : SHUT UP!
Scooter : I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.
Zoot : Dr. Teeth , take out the trash.
Dr. Teeth : Sure, Floyd , will you go out on a date with me?
Beaker: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.