L o v e l y

[humming-fly]

you ever have just like, a really bad idea

anyways if you like bad things here’s a postcard

[humming-fly]

I was trying to figure out why this post starting spiking recently and then I found out you animals had this queued for Mother’s Day

[energyprison]

no i didnt get that from a video essay im a little more well read than that thanks. i got it from the abstract for a study i didnt read the rest of

[makrustic]

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[wordfather]

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

[brightgreendandelions]

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

[wordfather]

okay you werent supposed to know that

[ilikepotatooes-deactivated20250]

Reblog to have the most homoerotic year of your life 2024

[polyglotten]

[chlommunist]

someone from the uk: im in sixth form

me: how many regenerations do you have left

[animentality]

[thelove-rs]

STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.

[thatbitchsimone]

me when there is in fact a deadline

[ellis-peace]

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[thedankmemes]

[moldavite-moved]

to be honest

[femgineerasolution]

@cindernet-explorer I'm stealing your tags because 100% yes

[memeuplift]

[socialjust-ish]

[huffylemon]

king

[raymondcest]

additional entries

[lyingfigure]

us

[4444555666777888999]

So glad we’re all straight

[rednines]

[pointlesslypointing]

@raptorcivilization you're right, and more people should say what you're saying

[batcavescolony]

THE TIKTOK PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY MADE GONCHAROV!!!!!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

"Goncharov started on tiktok"

[thekingofchungusmoved]

[cowboydeanwinchester]

will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake

[cowboydeanwinchester]

so when i made this i didn’t expect ANY notes so i feel like an asshole now for not explaining. so incase you check the notes, 86 in restaurant terms means “unavailable or out of stock” but has kinda morphed into “omit” or “leave out”. but none of us had worked in a restaurant before, also why would you not just say “no cherries” it’s the same amount of characters to type

[charaah]

Man ordering food: I work in the restaurant business ;)

Children working at restaurant: this guy must really like cherries. Got something in your eye there sir

[likepeaches]

wait wtf is cream soda

[nvtxl]

cause when we're creaming and popping...

[likepeaches]

we’re cropping?

[nvtxl]

we're peaming

[amvs]

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

accidentally told a customer the wrong price and like the little f slur I am I said "oopsie! I lied to you hold on" and she without any pause said "all liars go to hell" 😐🫡

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

it was a joann fabrics. how did you know. how did you know