"Things that I have heard people say" starters (part 2)
•"This is an interesting conversation to walk in on.“ •"I didn’t have any breakfast.” •"My lunch was half a chicken strip and a peanut.“ •"Which thing should we do first?” •"Huh? What’s going on?“ •"I just got like a million notifications.” •"You look really nice today!“ •"Why is this month so busy?” •"Where are you going?“ •"Where are they going?” •*bell rings* “Shut up.” •*sings imperial march* •"Is my face less red now?“ •"You wanna go? Let’s fight. You and me, right now. C'mon.“ •"I am so hungry.“ •*“You’re in trouble~” ooing* •*amazed ooing* •"Ooh, you’re gonna need some ice for that burn!“ •"I’m gonna drop this thing and it’s gonna make a loud noise.” •"How to kill a conductor: by low brass.“ •"Are you a singer? You’d be a great singer.” •"Stop being such a nazi, I can do what I want!“ •"I once convinced my entire 6th grade class that I was related to Hitler.” •"Just shove it in their torso!“ •"This is completely wrong.” •"Someone come sit on me I’m cold!“ •”[First name]! [Full name, including middle name(s)], where are you?!“ •"I’m from Nova Scotia where the weather is evil.” •"What did I do today? I accidentally set my dad’s hair on fire.“ •"Yes, I’ve already eaten three children.” •"Everything would eat a baby.“ •"And that is how you set your ass on fire.” •"I go inside for one minute and the dog sets himself on fire!“ •"This person doesn’t have a head.” •"You can just steal someone’s head.“ •"I’m collecting body parts.” •"It’s weird; they have noses!“ •"Would you like a shoe?” •"I love human feet!“ •"Nonononono! Lick my feet instead!” •"It’s just a big pile of no.“ •”Hah as if I need sleep you petty mortal! •"It’s so beautiful! F*cking dangerous, but beautiful.“ •”Just let them die. It’s a time-honoured tradition.“ •”Now there’s a trail of slime on my leg. Great.“ •"What a cute snail. Look at it. It’s so cute!” •"Ice cream trucks are of the devil!“ •"If they will bring me shiny stolen things I will give them food. I feel like that’s a fair trade.” •"I will live under your porch because I love you.“ •"Curse you, mocking ducks!” •"Ducks are evil. But delicious!“ •"Um… there is a fungus on top of your trash can.” •"Hypothetical book-spoiling assholes. They’re out there.“ •"Please do not burn the father.“ •"That is not a good.” •"That solves the problem of killing people for shoes.“ •"Ah! I’m fine. Just tripped. While standing still. Nothing’s wrong.” •"Flashlights aren’t exactly a skill.“ •"This is why I shouldn’t have a lightsaber.” •"Those stars look like a giant stomping people to death.“ •“Star! I mean, I know it’s a meteor, but star!” •"What are you doing!? …You’re charging my pelvis.“ •"Shh don’t wake the sleeping truckers.” •"Just think of the army of kittens coming out of the mist!“













