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This blog is like a reanimated corpse

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Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

An Update:

Also, happy Antifa mob anniversary

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What you won’t do for love

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the goldfinch it chapter 2 era of this website was literally just mass hysteria

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will graham, stepping onto the crime scene of a murder he literally committed, prepared to torture jack crawford and the forensic team with yet another weird vaguely homosexual speech about lambs of god

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Muppets Supernatural with Misha Collins as the only human character. However, he is constantly carrying around and manipulating a muppet “vessel” because the muppets won’t talk to him otherwise

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switching between bennett and xiao creates some hilarious accidental interactions

bonus:

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i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

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Will Graham's batshit leaps in deduction are so much more valid and interesting than BBC Sherlock's so called reasoning. Sherlock would go on some pouty big brain tirade about how the killer is clearly the cousin based off the imprint of the dust layer and the way he turns on lamps meaning he has a meth habit and a need to kill or smth whilst our boy Will Graham just stares off into space, starts vibrating and perspiring like a wet excitable dog and then simply announces terrifying shit like "had to cut you open to get a decent sound out of you... anyway the killer is a violin stringer"

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*reports both accounts immediately*

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favorite video essays:

Why the Shining is terrifying

Why Perfect Blue is Terrifying

The VVitch explained

What makes a movie scary?

Decolonizing Games

Everything ACTUALLY wrong with Silent Hill 2: Revelation

The naked Lady that changed the rules of art

Rogue One vs Star Wars: the fault in our Star Wars

Sandra Bullock & the White Savior trope

Why the costumes in Little Women did NOT deserve an oscar

Why the music in the live action disney remakes is worse than you thought

Coco's feel-good oppression

Disney Princess: reality through fantasy

Pan's Labyrinth: the disobedient fairytale

The mythology of Princess Mononoke

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hello will graham enthusiasts

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pov you're leorio and you said no more role-playing warriorcats in ur office

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you’re laughing. the hannibal fandom jokingly made #consensualcannibalism trending on twitter only for the democrats and republicans to assume its about their opposing party and start viciously attacking each other over supporting cannibalism and you’re laughing

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You’re laughing, they finally cracked the Zodiac killer’s 340 cipher and figured out the fucker can’t spell ‘paradise’ and you’re laughing.

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top ten will graham slut moments

1. when he shows up ass first, clothes actually pressed, wearing a salmon shirt, hair cut and loosely gelled at hannibal’s door for his first therapy session post-BSHCI

2. manipulating hannibal into breaking mason verger’s back with a simple “he’s your patient, doctor” using his best bedroom eyes

3. him volunteering to say pretty please to hannibal to alana and jack like will…stop sharing your sexual fantasies, that is so unnecessary

4. stepping forward to say “you’re our best shot, hannibal….please” while looking coquettishly away then quirking his brows and looking up at hannibal through his curls

5. “i haven’t been gorged, drowned, plucked, and roasted. not yet.” like PLEASE

6. actually the way he deepthroats the ortolan is a separate slut moment all on its own

7. “how do you know hannibal?” “one could argue, intimately” jesus calm down

8. staring intensely at hannibal while his hands are deep inside another human being’s abdomen in the back of an ambulance, slowly sliding along the kinsey scale

9. “the hot darkness of hannibal lecter’s mind” could you calm down for a moment there??

10. the most iconic slut moment of them all. the ladder lean. why did he do that? who knows, the horny jumped OUT