Request:Â Omg EXO as dads please?? ^_^
the most competent father out of the bunch tbh
actually makes parenting look easy
his kisses are a proven method of fixing boo-boos
introduced his kids to coffee when they were probably waaaay too young
but donât worry, itâs more milk than java
tea parties have become coffee parties
the dad all of the single moms and dads drool over
already has the art of the dad joke perfected
not afraid to use his credit card as leverage for his childâs love
cheers at the wrong time during little league games
house is infested with those digital picture frames because he has to document his kidâs EVERY MOVEMENT
uncoordinated dance moves are apparently a genetic traitÂ
keeps a first aid kit on his person at all times
bubble wrapped the whole damn house when he found out he was having a baby
squeals whenever he sees tiny clothing
especially little bitty shoes
invested in all of the parenting classes and books
still relatively clueless
when it comes to his kids, heâs the best listener
but also the best at forgetting likeâŠeverything
mickey mouse clubhouse is his SHIT
like as soon as that ish comes on, heâs throwing two cushions on the floor and sitting next to his kid to get some disney time in
lives for bath time so he can play with all the squirt toys
chases the kids around the house before bed time
to get them nice and overstimulated for his partner to have to wrangle everyone in to bed
until he stubs his toe when heâs turning a corner
and the infamous tickle monster is down for the count
quiet curses when he canât navigate the childproof locks
or any of the childproof devices tbh
put parental controls on the television and canât figure out how to watch anything but the disney channel and nickelodeonÂ
which is cool for when baek visits
unsure if his children are shrieking from laughter or trauma after a prank
king of damage control after jokes go wrong
purveyor of putting his kids in one big t-shirt together when they argue
really terrible at hide and seek
mostly because his lanky body is sticking out from every hiding spot he ever chooses
which is okay because it always makes his kid dissolve into a giggling mess
and we all know he would LIVE for his childâs laughter
goes into panic mode whenever he hears crying
sneaks in shout-outs to his kids during comeback activitiesÂ
first purchase is a tiny plastic kitchen setÂ
even if his kid still doesnât know how to walk
heâll be damned if he doesnât at least know how to hold a whisk firstÂ
gentle little pokes to his toddlerâs chubby cheeks
and his toddler poking his dadâs cheeks back
notorious for simply watching his children sleepÂ
avoids playdates with mini beagle line at all costs
a natural at being a parent
will literally not stop procreating until he has at least five children
constantly asking his children âdo you want a little brother or sister?â
becomes a puddle of blush and giggles whenever his kids do anything cute
is the biggest cheerleader for any decision his child makes
like, you wanna be a ballet dancer? great! you wanna be an accountant? not my personal taste, but cool!Â
vivi finally has human brothers and sisters
has to adjust to sharing the spotlight with his tiny carbon copy
is that dad who tells his kids to get a job whenever they ask for money
even though theyâre likeâŠeleven
spins into an existential crisis when his kid talks back for the first time
mimics his toddlerâs meltdowns as a method to get them to stop crying
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