zodiacs and shit

Just another shitty zodiac blog

[redheadwitchh]

Things signs doesn’t get enough credit for

Aries : putting 100% into people they care about Taurus : being calm even in the most panicking situations, focused and super hard working Gemini : twisting situations in favor of their loved ones Cancer : being really strong under pressure Leo : always making sure everyone around them is happy, trying their best to protect loved ones Virgo : their motherly nature and healing abilities Libra : the amount of emotional labor they do for others Scorpio : how much they bury within to keep the peace Sagittarius : their unconditional generosity Capricorn : their wicked sense of humor Aquarius : their kindness, humanity and love for people Pisces : their high intelligence, mental dexterity and maturity

[atomicbecky]

The signs as reality TV moments

Aries - Teresa flips a table, Real Housewives of New Jersey

Taurus - Tanisha could not sleep, Bad Girls Club

Gemini - Natalia judges a contestant, X Factor New Zealand

Cancer - Jessica eating tuna, Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica

Leo - Kim loses her earrings, Keeping up with the Kardashians

Virgo - Tyra’s speech to Tiffany, America’s Next Top Model

Libra - Kim taking selfies during Khloe’s arrest, Keeping up with the Kardashians

Scorpio - Woman catfishes her cousin for years, Catfish

Sagittarius - Snooki looks for the beach, Jersey Shore

Capricorn - Shangela’s sugar daddy speech, RuPaul’s Drag Race

Aquarius - Josh and Emily’s kiss, Love at First Kiss

Pisces - Justin Timberlake cries, Punk’d

[mermaidastrology]

Zodiac Sign Facts

Aries is one of the more blunt signs of the Zodiac. You can always expect a honest opinion from an Aries friend.

Taurus want to surround themselves with beauty, through culture, music, food, art, ect.

Gemini are the best communicators of the Zodiac. Conversation comes easy for them.

Cancer is a naturally shy sign. Represented by the crap, it takes a little while to bring a cancer out of his or her “shell.”

Leo have a warmth about them that naturally draws other in.

Virgo enjoy making lists. They like to keep their lives neat and organized.

Libra is the seventh and middle sign of the Zodiac. They are often viewed as the most attractive sign to the opposite sex.

Scorpio well often do things to provoke others, just to gage their reaction.

Sagittarius are natural skeptics. They have to see something in order to believe it.

Capricorn are very time conscious. They prefer to work on things ahead of time, rather than at the last minute.

Aquarius being very future oriented, tend to always be ahead on trends, such as fashion, art, electronics, ect.

Pisces are the most spiritual sign of the Zodiac. Often, these are the are people who will become obsessed with some form of religion.

[highlyspecificsigns]

the signs as things donated on bbc’s the museum of curiosity

ARIES: The urge to press red buttons that you know you shouldn’t press TAURUS: The concept of hygge GEMINI: The New Emperor’s new clothes, which change colour when you lie CANCER: A vial of one’s own tears LEO: A mirror showing unfinished masterpieces VIRGO: The equation for the perfect marriage LIBRA: Side B, track 14 on disk 8 of a Pioneer LaserDisc karaoke machine (”I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor) SCORPIO: Fifty Shades of Grey SAGITTARIUS: Privacy CAPRICORN: The smell of an estate agent AQUARIUS: A gay bomb PISCES: Childhood, represented by a badly knitted jumper made by your nan

[zodicsandshit]

The Signs as I've Known Them

Aries: Aries are kind people but are often blindsided by their own insecurities. They are passionate and generally chill until someone challenges one of the things they are passionate about. If someone disses one of the things they hold most dear they are not afraid to share their anger with the world. Rumor has it that Aries are loud and rude. But from my experience, Aries are only that way when they are defending something or someone they truly love and care for. Loyal to a fault, some of the kindest people you will ever know.

Taurus: Tauruses are always genuine. I have yet to meet a Taurus who hasn’t been at least mostly themselves around me. They are calm people but will get aggressive if backed into a corner. They are practical and reliable but are also very stubborn. Even though they like their routines, they always manage to surprise you.

Gemini: Geminis get such a bad rap but in my experience they aren’t that bad at all. Their insecurities do tend to get the better of them and they also tend to over share, but they always have the best intentions in mind. Super kind and funny, Gemini’s are pretty great.

Cancer: Cancers are very introspective and empathetic. They enjoy a good laugh but also value their alone time. They tend to be concerned with fitting in but will grow out of that over time. Quiet and reservesd but incrediblely funny, Cancers make great friends!

Leo: Leos are good-natured people. They can come off as selfish but I think that’s only because they aren’t the best at reading people. They have tons of empathy but tend to be a little oblivious. But once you explain to them how you are feeling, they will understand. They like being the center of attention and are loud, bold and flirtatious. Leo’s will always make your day.

Virgo: Virgos are super kind and bubbly. They are super hard working and are always able to look on the bright side. They are perfectionists in everything they do from school to work to their relationships. But they tend to sacrifice their own happiness trying to reach that perfection and will often put the blame on themselves if things don’t turn out they way they want them too. They are amazing friends and will make great parents some day.

Libra: Libras are very pragmatic people. They are logical and kind. They have a very “I don’t have to like it I just have to do it” outlook on things. They are introspective and are constantly questioning themselves and the world around them. They can be indecisive but that’s just because they are always weighing the pros and cons. Because they can always see both sides of things they are great advice givers.

Scorpio: Scorpios are good friends to have. They are funny and will always lend an ear. They can come off as mean but that’s only because they are afraid that people don’t like them so they tend to have a fuck you attitude so no one can hurt them. But beneath that hard shell is an incrediblely loving person and loyal friend.

Sagittarius: It’s no secret that Sagittariuses are incrediblely funny. They can make a joke out of anything. They are charismatic and optimistic. Although sometimes are a little blunt and can cross over the line. Sagittarius’ are good people to talk too if you are having a bad day.

Capricorn: Capricorns are very kind and compassionate people. They have a calming energy and want to make everyone happy. They are very responsible. They tend to be overly self critical which can make social situations stressful for them. Their compassion and reliablity makes them great people to have in your life.

Aquarius: Aquariuses are weird people but in the best way. They are quirky and and quick to joke. They are very introspective and self critical, so they tend to be quiet people. They have a lot of walls up but if you manage to break through all of them, underneath is a very empathetic and compassionate person.

Pisces: Pisces are very badass. They have a very groomed image they present to the world that they work hard to maintain. They do not trust easily but once they do they will be completely open. They are funny and smart.

[manicdreamin]

[scorpiofactsdaily]

You can pretend not to have emotions all you want but you’re still a water sign, bitch

[zodiacsociety]

Benefits of your Rising Sign:

Aries Rising: You are edgy and intimidating even when you’re not trying to be! No one likes messing with you because you aren’t afraid to speak up if you feel an injustice has happened to you. Sweetie, you’re strong don’t let others tell you otherwise.

Taurus Rising: Your presence has a calm mood to it. You can be energetic but others can really get a sense of your beauty you sometimes don’t even see in yourself. You relax everyone with your aura.

Gemini Rising: You are straight-up irresistible to people. You know how to walk the walk and talk the talk EVEN if you’re not aware of your own energy. You charm those around you with just being your self. You can convince people and bring them to your side with your charismatic friendly and no bs personality.

Cancer Rising: You can sway even the toughest hearts. You know exactly what other people need just by being around them. You have such a caring energy that others are drawn to you and want to be around you because you feel safe and make them feel valuable.

Leo Rising: You have an electric energy to you that people can feel this passion and love coming off of you. You know your strengths and you know your weakness and people love how open you are about your soul.

Virgo Rising: You have a mysterious energy one that rivals that of scorpio but you also have this intellect and sweetness about you that others want to protect and hold. You make others feel important and essential in your life.

Libra Rising: You have SUCH an intoxicating personality that can be so irresistible to people. You have this charm and elegance to you that others want to be around. It’s as if they feel like if they are around you they too can also be this way. You love helping others and making sure they are taken care of.

Scorpio Rising: YOU. ARE. FIERCE. even if there’s a timid quality to you. Your gaze is mysterious and people can’t tell what you’re thinking. you have this dark beauty to you that people find intriguing and want to spend the rest of their life uncovering and experiencing. Your personality is addictive.

Sagittarius Rising: You are a free spirit and inspire others to feel the same way. You show others just how much beauty there is, how much enjoyment life has to offer. You have such an inspiring aura to people that is so hard to forget.

Capricorn Rising: You actually have great humor. You see the things others don’t normally see and can find the laughter in it. You are serious and intelligent which makes you absolutely entrancing. There’s something about you that makes people feel like It’s okay to be serious as long as you’re having fun. People love you for making them feel stronger.

Aquarius Rising: Your aura is quirky and it gets people to feel like they can be their true self around you without being judged. You are so completely approachable yet intimidating because of how sure you look to people. Your energy shows people that it’s okay to be what they want to be no matter what anyone says. This type of energy attracts people who need guidance and looking up to.

Pisces Rising: There is an artistic charm to you. People get a sense that you understand the deeper side of life and have this deep empathy for the things around you. You make people feel beautiful like art. You easily capture hearts because you love so many things. Your unpredictable personality, changing from one thing to another, feels like a puzzle someone is always trying to solve. You are alluring.

[astrologyqueenn]

August Lessons ☀️

Aries: living your life free from others expectations will only benefit you. do what you want to do and be who you want to be regardless of what others say about it.

Taurus: take a second to look back at how far you’ve come, be proud of it. don’t ever discredit how much effort it took to get where you are today.

Gemini: remember to water where you want the grass to be greener. things will only get better if you keep focusing on the things that matter to you.

Cancer: be prepared for change, good change. let it come without much of a fight and trust what the world is bringing to you. you have to go through growth to get to where you want to be.

Leo: take no shit. for so long you’ve tried to stay calm and kind, but sometimes people deserve to hear you roar. don’t let people get away with treating you badly, ever.

Virgo: listen to your heart when things are confusing. don’t make a choice based off what others want, do the thing that feels best for you.

Libra: immerse yourself in all the things that you allowed yourself to miss out on. don’t forget that life keeps moving, and experiencing the things you desire is important.

Scorpio: forget the people that don’t make an effort to communicate with you or stay in your life. it’s not worth it to keep trying for people who don’t do the same for you or value you.

Sagittarius: allow yourself to be excited. it’s not lame to be happy about the good things and it’s certainly not annoying. don’t let people dull your shine.

Capricorn: being passionate and driven is always worth it. others might say you work too hard or you have too much ambition, but don’t listen. the people who put in the effort, get the results they want.

Aquarius: you always have good intentions with others, but it’s time to start noticing when they don’t have them back. you might want to stick around, but you can’t do it if they’re bringing you down or being toxic.

Pisces: space is important. don’t feel bad for staying in or not always being there for everyone in their time of need. you need to take care of you, too.

[angeloracle]

🌻Mercury signs🌻

Mercury in Aries

They make very quick decisions

Takes criticism too personally

Don’t have a lot of patience

Very direct, can come across as a bit aggressive

Mercury in Taurus

Slow-moving

Likes thinking decisions through

They usually have beautiful voices

Practical and realistic

Mercury in Gemini

Very quick-witted

Know so many random facts

Broad knowledge but kinda superficial

Intellectual and logical

Smooth talkers

Mercury in Cancer

Very personal and subjective

Slow and deep thinkers

Sensitive, intuitive and sentimental

Easily picks up on others emotions

Mercury in Leo

Great at seeing the big picture

Some may come across as know-it-alls

Take pride in their opinions and beliefs

Creative and very self expressive

Can be over-sensitive to criticism

Mercury in Virgo

Amazing organizer, very practical

They notice all the details

Can get impatient with others and complain

Intelligent and critical

Mercury in Libra

Diplomatic communicators

Really wants to be fair and needs balance

Always looks for compromise

Indecisive and a people pleaser

Mercury in Scorpio

Amazing observators

Passionate speekers

Naturaly suspicious, they dont really trust anyone at first

They give amazing advice

Mercury in Sagittarius

Optimistic and very forward

They live for intellectual debates

Optimistic 99% of the time

Super blunt

Aren’t always the best listeners

Mercury in Capricorn

Slow and methodical

They need structure and order

Very resourceful and productive

Authoritative and conservative

Mercury in Aquarius

Love debates, always want to “win”

Unique and different perspectives

Always have something interesting to say

Great sense of humour

Mercury in Pisces

Gentle and warm people

Amazing listeners

Dreamy and indirect

Very intuitive and artistic

[princesspiscean]

I love that the Astro hoes are getting into this

[wtfzodiacsigns]

The zodiac signs in my life

I see a lot of this on my dash, and because I am that astro hoe, I wanted to make one as well. So, this is how the signs are in my friends.

Aries Very fierce and loyal people. Easily bored with things. Always into doing new things, very stubborn, but after long discussions always into the shit I want to do. Very creative also. Can be goofy and seem emotionless. But when alone with them I have the most serious conversations with them. The ride and die type of friends.

Taurus So generous! Will share/do anything for you once you have their heart. Very funny people, know how to have a good time. Stubborn as well, does not like to have discussions, and is very easily trigged when thinking they’re being made fun of. Sensitive, does not deal with critique well. Needs some convincing to do stuff, rather stays at home then go away. But will go out if you push enough.

Keep reading

[unlikelydreamercollective]

how i show support for my taurus friends: 

[highlyspecificsigns]

Kanye: Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius, Pisces “kanye I have school”: Aries, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius, Capricorn

[risingemini]

I have loved...

Aries: …the light from your eyes too much to become blinded by it

Taurus: …the sound of your heart beating: I wouldn’t mind becoming deaf from it

Gemini: …the warmth of your smile enough so I wouldn’t get cold when you frown

Cancer: …the stars far too much to be frightened of the darkness it resides in

Leo: …the fire of your spirit to the point where I wouldn’t even care if it burned me

Virgo: …the sound of your laugh so I wouldn’t have to deal with the sound of myself screaming

Libra: …the petals of a rose too much to feel anything from its thorns

Scorpio: …the waves too much to run away when a storm is coming

Sagittarius: …the rush of adventure too much to let a block in the road stop me

Capricorn: …the thought of your happiness too often to ever think about anyone else’s

Aquarius: …the thrill of finding new things in order to forget what I have already lost

Pisces: …the idea of falling in love to the point where I’ve forgotten to actually do it myself

[phatasstrology]

sign expectation vs reality

Aries: expectation: pissed off angry bitch/reality: independent,takes no shit

Taurus:expectation: lazy, hard headed/reality: hard working, perfectionist

Gemini:expectation: two faced bitch/reality: afraid of being disliked, wants everyone to be on good terms with them

Cancer: expectation: crybaby emo/reality: one of the strongest of the signs, can mask emotion and come off monotonous or unemotional

Leo: expectation: attention whore/reality: wants to feel loved

Virgo: expectation: secretary-librarian-teacher type organization freak/reality: emotionally fraile, likes their space, otherwise the “chill kid” of the zodiac

Libra: expectation: popular party lover/reality: feels connection when around others, being with friends brings a feeling of unity

Scorpio: expectation: “other” angry bitch, loves sex/reality: sometimes feel overshadowed by others, love to feel powerful at times, sexually selective

Sagittarius: expectation: emotionally detached angsty teenager/reality: feels EVERYTHING, becomes overwhelming & puts their feelings on “mute”, finds that other people are more important than their feelings

Capricorn: expectation: shady, self centered, probably has been to jail/reality: strong, takes zero shit, sensitive to words, sees beauty in everything

Aquarius: expectation: sarcastic, edgy, attention seeking/reality: clever, jokester, loves to make everyone else happy, forgets to make themselves happy

Pisces: expectation: smoke weed everyday/reality: fishy fishy swim swim

[zodiacsandmore]

Signs as story prompts

Aries- You absorb the memories of the person you just accidently murdered.

Taurus- a person who sees ghosts is oblivious to that fact that he is the last man on 🌏.

Gemini- people start tickig things off the bucket list because the end of the 🌍 is coming, but suddenly the threat goes away. Now everyone has to deal with the repercussions of their actions.

Cancer- every 👶 gets taken into a room after it is born. there it is assigned a monster to live under its 🛏️.

Leo- the tinman wants dorothy’s 💛 and the scarecrow wants dorothy’s brain.

Virgo- you drive out of the way of a bird in the road. That bird has a life debt to pay you, which it will at some point in the story.

Libra- you have been hypothesized for almost 25 years. Finally, someone says those words that help you snap out of it. Nothing is the same as the perfect paradise you’ve been hypnotized with.

Scorpio- you are a lawyer, defending your friend from being sent to jail for murdering someone. You have the evidence because the murderer was you.

Sagittarius- everyone gets a barcode added onto their body everytime someone finds them attractive.

Capricorn- you are a demon come to 🌏, sent by satan to real havoc amongst the 🌏, but you have no 💡.

Aquarius- your life is much better after the villian defeated the super hero.

Pisces- tell the following in the perspective of a nature documentary: a first date

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