stranglethorn

🌙 Nine. 28 ✨ He/Him

[depsidase]

[7777777awawawa7777777]

cis men are doing forcemasc self hypnosis every day

[7777777awawawa7777777]

cis men know that it’s possible to be amab and not a man and it’s their biggest fear

[oneheadtoanother]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[ycable]

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

[dragongirlsweetie]

lays a 136 GB egg in your hard drive. and you can't delete it because i'm an endangered species

[bayesic-bitch]

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

[reverendrowdy]

Use your PTO

[achillesinhighheels]

[finalfantasyvii]

[playthings2007]

Teacher: Ok class today we're gonna do away with it entirely

Kid named living as an inversion of it:

[voidsucre]

happy comic day here's mine

[anticurses]

literally what is up with this

[64mpg]

forgive my foul demeanor

[vedurnan-archive]

If you prefer video gaming, you have an “action” soul. If you like to sit down with a glass of water, you are a “breeze” type person. Those who love to play music are “wish type” person

[omtai]

Lol who invited johnny bigears