Zzz
My character mumbling something about yours in their sleep
It wasn't strange for Loki to pass out in weird places. Once he'd fallen asleep in his library, another time he was found curled up on his study's desk, and another time he was even found half naked in the snow outside, zonked out cold (pun not intended). Today he was sprawled out on his tummy in the middle of his hallway, Evelyn curled up beside him and snoozin' away. Not once did either of them stir, not even as the God began to mutter in his sleep.
"Dammit, Lily, I bought ya a new vibrator fo' Christmas," he grumbled, his nose twitching. "Ya don' want tha one I took from ya. 'S icky. 'S covered in Lokeh germs. Ew."
With his face pressed as it was against the wood floor beneath, one would think he was uncomfortable, and perhaps he normally would have been had he been awake, but there was no sign of discomfort on his form or even on his squished little face as he lay there. "'M diseased, Lily. 'M a monster. Rrrrr."










