Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"
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Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"
work like a red onion
play like a white onion
fuck like a green onion
who did this to me
Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink
My little nephew is dying; I feel like he's taking his last breaths. I will never forgive anyone who ignores this.
today is the ten year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shooting. a full decade ago, i lost a friend and a coworker. i was lucky. i had friends that lost several people. today, please remember and fight for all those that have died to live the life they should have been free to. i'll always remember you, Cory.
They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.
inspired by @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts
第一次想要试试看,约个对方也是第一次的 。出来玩AA互不影响家人 TG sai780 微 sou8909
no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user
gojo and his miiuse
More freaks for the freak pile.
hello instagram artist. your challenge is to do a portrait study of a woman but you’re not allowed to stylize them so their eyes are really big and more cat eyed than the reference photo. You’re also not allowed to make their noses more of a button nose or their lips full and pouty or their faces heart shaped with no double chin. Also you have to draw a fat woman. one thats actually fat and not just slightly curvier than the kpop demon hunters body type. good luck
Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show
ohhhh shit. target is recalling their up & up baby wipes (fragrance free & fresh cucumber scented) because they're contaminated with Burkholderia cepacia complex and Burkholderia gladioli, multiple people are reporting discoloration & infections. i just got a call about it cuz i had purchased those but i've already gone through them 😅 so no refund for me. but im fine. if you have these they're saying you need to immediately stop using them and bring them back to target for a full refund. this bacteria can cause life threatening infections in children/infants and people with compromises immune systems (ESPECIALLY cystic fibrosis!!) and i know lots of other chronically ill people follow me!!!!
lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls
hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and
hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit
hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple
*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil
it would be so awesome
it would be so cool
edit: idk if edits show up like this on posts but like. i have an educational reblog on this post. and. it is linked in the comments for easy finding. also added tags for filtering because this is my first containment breach i kinda half assed the tags when i posted this. i might add more if i see others add tags that make sense or if yall ask.
A German regional court has ruled that Google is directly liable for the content of its AI search overviews. According to the court, previou
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styofa doing anything
KIROKAZE
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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trying on a metaphor

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JBB: An Artblog!
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noise dept.
Today's Document
i don't do bad sauce passes
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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oozey mess
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Misplaced Lens Cap

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