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In case anyone was wondering what the tragedy about Miranda being the [[[DEATH GATEKEEPER OF PIRATES]]] is, it’s that James stopped being a pirate when he found Thomas again, and so she will never see either of them when they cross over (:

#;;ooc #;;whoops

;;realizing i forget the password to the main that is alec’s account

#;;i should not have made his account the main #;;whoops #;;but i can still access nikolas thing on here #;;anywho #;;should rebagel a prompt list thingy i guess #;;its been quiet #;;or send some folk asks #;;the painful part if trying to figure out whAT TO ASK

questir replied to your post “questir mentioned you in a post @galahd–swordsage oh honey no he’s a...”

Ascend and become the Floor Tank-

Only if she can suddenly be like 30-something years old with two great fields of plot, a giant horse and a holy lance LOL

#questir #;;off duty #;;lbr here this Lily is basically Artoria #;;whoOPS

I'm not saying to imagine Dio as a whore at some port of call or other...but imagine Dio as a whore at some port of call or other. Making eyes at James from across the room. Sauntering over, chatting him up. Bringing him upstairs and riding him. Dio's awfully feminine, isn't he? I'll bet that's a lovely show, from James' vantage point or any other. Morning comes and Dio decides at the last minute that last night's on him, and *do* call again.

;;Jas doesn’t usually seek paid company, true, but there are dry spells when needs must. However, he finds a special delight in the one he happens to meet at some port of call or other, the man that looks completely out of place in untold filth of his environment. Jas knows what to expect when he takes someone to bed from a place like this. It’s not a conquest, it’s just quick and sloppy and does the job. He often feels dirty afterward.

So what a pleasant surprise when his evening with this gentleman becomes anything but. It’s passionate and unbridled and filthy in all the ways it should be. Jas has been bedding meek partners for so long, he forgot what it was like to be met with matching eagerness and knowledge. This is what a whore should be. He wonders if he shouldn’t take this man somewhere better, somewhere that matches his talents and beauty and glamour. It’s probably the most selfless thought he’s had in months. Years..

Jas never pays a whore, not if he can charm his way out of it (and he always has). But he feels he must give this beautiful, marvelous creature something. He takes out an earring, the solid gold Aztec loop he’s worn for decades now. He knows it’s worth a fortune. He places it at the gentleman’s feet and presses a firm kiss to his knuckles.

“You haven’t seen the last of me, my darling,” he promises, before replacing his plumed Captain’s hat with a swoop and sauntering out the door.

#winewomenwit #;;this became a thing #;;WHOOPS #;;nsfw #Anonymous