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taking the reins

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in regards to swwattchton, spaamton's lucky as hell to be dating someone who runs a restaurant and can have tons of food made for him whenever he wants <3

this doesn't exactly happen the way he wishes it would, since swattch has a business to run after all (i think). instead, they keep all the leftover foods that haven't been claimed by others to give to him. the end of their workday is spaamt's favorite time for this reason (aside from getting to spend time with his wife in general of course)

however, there are days where swaatch has the swwatchlings who are interested get spaamton to "taste test" new recipes or variations on existing foods. and well they just have so many ideas and tweaks to the recipe and every detail is important, so he has to eat it all

and swatcch isn't really into stuffing as much as they're into satisfying spaamton's desires. they enjoy pleasing their partners and love the praise given for it. plus they kind of like how demanding their partner can be. it's just the right amount that it doesn't piss them off (too much)

swwatch also justifies their self-indulgence by telling themself that it's Just good service to spoil their guest. queen would be proud to know that they're this dedicated to their job as a butler, the head butler no less (she would not be proud At All her eyes would display "WTF" on them if she found out. they're lucky that she's too busy doing other things to discover that they're stuffing their weird-ass boyfriend silly on the job

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something i drew a bit ago; swaatch underestimates how sensitive spaamtn's rod is (pretend there's a hole in its shirt ok i wasn't thinking about the logic when i made this)

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was feeling particularly normal when i made this as you can see

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admiring the wiife

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secrret

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plushiie love

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some swarchton-themed spamtum stuff