#|| headcanons ||

[xkuja]

In addition to magic, Kuja knows how to wield thin swords like rapiers.

Throw down your glove at him if you wish.

[ixprimadonna]

Jessenia smells of raspberry.... Yes its a reference.

[xkuja]

Kuja has good balance. Proven by how when he rides his dragon, he stands on its back rather than sits.

By this logic he’d probably be very good at surfing if he ever lowered himself to take up a pleb sport.

Of course he won’t, but it fits with the Hawaiian theme to think about it.

[xkuja]

Insults is a love language

[xkuja]

If Kuja ever achieved the level of power he craves, he’d only grow incredibly angry and bitter, perplexed as to why he’s still so unsatisfied.

Isn’t that kind of sad?

He’d also be a deal more dangerous. He tends to be able to carpet over his internal frustration and anger with ambition… So there’d be nothing left to distract him if he managed to get what he (thinks) he wants.

It’s safest for him to be perpetually scheming toward domination.

[xkuja]

Woe be to the black mages charged with cleaning the Desert Palace bdsm torture room after the guests have been interrogated.

[xkuja]

Kuja sometimes likes to sprinkle petals romantically over his bed and sprawl naked on them to feel romantic and attractive for just himself.