#(playful)

[mundane-plurality-is]

MIP is whoever fronted last night put up our shoes and didn't bother making sure to tell someone else and we lost them for like 5 minutes. Hydraconscious, except when it's funny to someone else ig 😩

I think you meant to send this to @mildly-inconvenient-plur-is , anon!

[blacktie-whitesuit]

Hello old friend!

Apologies for what might be an frustrating query but the publicity that the numbers 67 and then the more famously known 69, though we ignore the more raunchy ways it's thought of. Yet do you believe that 68 ever feels lonely? Or perhaps is it at peace with being away from the dangers of humanites interesting in humouring it? Or mayhaps even could the number be scared, awaiting as the horrors if it possibly becoming a meme draws near?

So many possibilities!

Dear Warfstache, my friend whom I respect greatly.

Or Warf, for short.

why.

(inviting banter)

- Dark.

[itwhichrots]

i’ve learned i need to stop checking notifications from my mutuals posting while i’m at work

[loverboy-hotline]

My F/O is very complex character, with many layers and a complicated character arc.

However, I love describing him in the simplest terms possible cause it’s funny.

Like yes, he has a very deep and complex character arc with deep trauma. But I will describe him as a 13 year old faschist, even if it isn’t even an accurate descriptor.

-🫀🎀

REAL AND TRUE the descriptor is making me giggle

blog rules — tip the operator

[eerie-eyedd]

beat my dad half to death bc he didnt appreciate the photo i sent of my kitten chilling on the toilet enough

[evilneo]

just saw a kink post and my first thought was "oh no that could be unsanitary :[" like yeah buddy.... i think they know that. in fact i think that mightve been the point

[loverboy-hotline]

i really want my husband to call me his fella... (his source is set in texas).

(is the cactus 🌵 available as a sign off? it's not on the pinned.)

It is available!!

also. heh. Operator is a southerner and trust me southern men ADORE pet names. you’re never going to hear your actual name again anon