“Two victors for the price of one” Abel hummed as he drowned his bag of fries in ketchup. They wouldn’t serve him anymore, not until he’d eaten something they’d said, so ever compliant, here he was about to ram a bag of fries down his throat so he could order a double whiskey and avoid sobering up completely. He was standing at the bar, making eye contact with the bartender as he popped each bite into his mouth. “Aren’t we lucky” he finished his thought, finally turning to the person next to him. “Want one?”











