#4402 brainrot

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what luxnoc has taught me over the last 3 years

is this corny? yes. but did vtubers genuinely change my life? i don’t like to say it but

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🖋️ Ike Eveland: the insecurities you have are invisible or even appealing to the people that truly matter. shame isn’t real. passion is

🦁 Luca Kaneshiro: tend to your needs before you take responsibility for others, and you will find that they will be drawn to you regardless

👟 Shu Yamino: we are always developing. anything is reasonably in character because you’re the one calling the shots. moving forward is a beautiful thing

👹 Vox Akuma: isn’t it stunning to look back at all you’ve created? your own work bleeds your personality. your individuality is what makes your art so compelling

🎭 Alban Knox: dedication is the balance of rest and responsibility, when you can feel proud of all you’ve accomplished and still find time to let yourself be at peace without stressing over things meant to be joyful

🐑 Fulgur Ovid: you are your own ultimate audience. the greatest satisfaction is when you are most true and indulgent in yourself

🔗 Sonny Brisko: the best part about tentacles is that they can interact with any part of the body simultaneously

🔮 Uki Violeta: take a breath and recognize your own capabilities. introspection is a sacred thing. you are wiser than you’ll ever realize, and your world always expands with you

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✧. ┊ masterpost ✧. ┊ kofi

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fanfic ideas i've had in the last 4 days that will never come to fruition, not bc i don't want to, but bc it's so much more fun imagining it

ver shows reader his love and the deepspace boys

cuddling with vox but it's a proper boyfriend experience bc all his dialogue is fucking stupid. reader will say something sweet and then he does that little gremlin chuckle like "he he he he he. monki"

magical girl aia transformation with an elegant and oversized sword, says "i hate ai art," and then stabs a storm giant's heart killing it instantly

zuttomo gets lost in a costco and eventually millie asks if she can use the pa to gather the gang back together again and goes "cute girls, i'm at the front. 𝓼𝓸 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓴𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓶𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰, 𝓶𝓶𝓱~" and then gets kicked out for being too sexy so 15 minutes later enna gets on the pa and says "reimu, petra, i'm at the front. sayonara you weeaboo shits" and leaves. reimu and petra get locked inside for 18 hours and live off of the produce aisle

wilson wants to hug/kiss reader for a minute a day bc he read that it helps relationships and physical health but he doesn't want to be the one that brings it up so he keeps leaving articles abt it around the house

shu and reader get an exercise ball but literally no one uses it as intended, it's now both a seat and a source of transportation, eventually culminates in a petty fight bc they hog it from one another until they lesrn the true meaning of love or smn idk

reimu tells you to get tf up!! and keps telling you to brush your teeth

stonersanji au revival. idk what happens in it but finana vapes

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luca pulls back the curtain while ike showers (luxiem lives together in a streamer house mansion or something here) and he's like "hey ike do you—stop screaming it's just me—do you know if we have any marshmallows vox said he would buy me tickets to see miku in concert if i can put 15 of them in my mouth. you should come you'd like it it's on april 31! yeah i already asked shu. stop freaking out i don't mind. oh okay byeee" and then goes to ask sonny next and walks in on noctyx all taking a bath together (alban sits on the edge peering into the water warily bc he's a cat) (also noctyx lives there too) and he's like "hi sonny do we know if we have any marshmallows if i can fit 15 of them in my mouth he'll pay for some tickets to see miku on april 31" and fulgur's like "oh april 31 you gotta get on that asap" and sonny's like "uhh i don't think so but if you're going to the store can you get some more fruit snacks" and uki is like "lmk if you need any help luca" and alban anxiously briefly skims a hand over the water

claude clawmark "the mask stays on during sex"

i would say puppy play sonny brisko but i'm gonna be real there's a solid chance that this one might break out of wip hell

wilson wants to have sex every day so he can make tiktoks abt it

this is all just to say that wilson is needy af

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Will the sexy sorcerer cuddle after doing the deed?

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mm-mm, no, shu yamino would NOT cuddle after sex, because you get a whole entire 8 seconds of aftercare before he falls asleep

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krisis is cool because at their core they’re all different forms of Happy To Be Here

zali: happy to be here in the way that he rolls with anything and likes being included. he’s the type of friend that goes quiet in group discussions and pretends everyone talking around him is like a podcast

vanta: happy to be here in the way that he’s super enthusiastic for whatever the gang is doing. the hype man. the one that cheers others on and is the first to get lit when they do something cool

wilson: happy to be here in the way that he wants someone to hear him out. he drums up entertaining conversations and when everyone weighs in it makes him feel like his own thoughts are being acknowledged. an insightful enabler

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hey guys the sonny brisko brainrot is hitting again.

the type of mf to pass by the bathroom and hear through the door that you’re showering. look. he’s not some kinda freak that’ll just walk in for the sake of walking in even if you’re close to him.

but also like, it’s been a busy few days and neither of you know when it’ll calm down. it’s gotten so hectic that you only find time to shower in the evenings once you’re home and able to relax.

the sound of the water drowns out the sound of the door. he returns ten minutes later and you’re none the wiser.

once you step out of the hot water, you shiver as the air chills you. and when you reach for your towel, you’re pleasantly surprised that it’s just as warm. you sink into it as you finish your routine and get dressed. even so, you hold the towel close, fluffy and toasty and freshly thrown in the dryer to get that perfect comfy feeling.

there’s only one person in the household that could’ve dried it and snuck it back into the bathroom before you got out. he doesn’t even act prideful about it when you ask. “it’s whatever,” he says, cutting up some veggies for dinner while one of his shows plays softly on the tv. “it’s just nice sometimes, it’s not a big deal.”

but it is! you want to yell. it was sweet and i love how attentive you are and you’re so caring to me and quit being humble dammit!!

you just lean over his shoulder instead. let your body rest over his. a hug without hands, half of a nuzzle. comfortable contact.

the silent appreciation is what makes him do it again a few weeks later.

he makes a habit of this, often enough that you can tell he likes seeing you happy but not often enough that you can predict it.

however there’s also a 25% chance that when he takes the towel while you’re showering he’ll say “nice ass” and leave before he can hear you rip him a new one even though he really wasn’t looking. shithead

✧. ┊ masterpost ✧. ┊ kofi

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i think this is what happened during the superbowl

tags: gender neutral reader, established relationship, cheating, claude and reader are married, period-appropriate sexism, american reader

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[Starts with a group of guys watching football]

Claude: Come on, yes!

Vezalius: Go, go, go, go.

All: Touchdown!

[Reader walks in]

Reader: Is everyone enjoying the big game?

Claude: Oh, come on babe, don’t act like you know sports.

[Cut to Reader in the kitchen]

Reader: [smiling] My husband’s right. When it comes to the big game, there’s only one thing I know about, feeding my hungry guys.

All: No, no! Fumble!

Reader: And this year’s game is bigger than ever. Which means I’ll be feeding them more Totinos than ever.

Claude: Babe, we need more Totinos, Vanta just got here.

Reader: Not a problem, because this year I’ve got the new Totino’s Totino two-pack. It’s twice the Totino for twice the hungry guys.

Claude: Enough yapping, we need the Totinos. Wilson’s here too, and he brought his sister.

Reader: Great, more hands to help me make delicious Totinos pi–

[Reader looks at Finana and gets mesmerized.]

[music playing]

Reader: Pizza rolls. Oh, my!

[Finana walks to Reader]

Finana: Hi. I’m Finana. What’s your name?

Reader: I never had one.

Finana: That’s a shame.

[Reader turns around and starts putting the Totino rolls on tray. Finana starts putting the rolls and slowly touches Reader’s hands.]

Reader: I should bring these out.

Finana: No, stay with me.

Reader: But– what about my hungry guys?

Finana: What are you hungry for?

Guys: Go, go, go, yes! Touchdown!

Claude: Hey, babe, we need those Totinos, what’s going on back there?

[Reader and Finana are in the kitchen hugging each other and dancing softly.]

[Reader is drawing a picture of Finana eating Totinos.]

[Reader looks away]

Finana: What is it?

Reader: Every big game before this one, I’ve been asleep. But, Finana, [speaking in French. The subtitle reads ‘You have awoken me. I feel like we are the only two people on Earth.’]

Claude: They’re gonna punt.

[Reader and Finana open their clothes and slowly touches each other’s skin with Totinos.]

Reader: [In French] My husband has his Totinos. And you are my Totino.

Claude: Babe, what’s taking so long with those Totinos? You girls making out back there?

[The guys laugh]

Shu: You’re crazy.

[Reader and Finana are actually making out]

Female voice: Totino. This spring, find your Totino.

Claude: Babe? Babe?

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✧. ┊ masterpost ✧. ┊ kofi ✧. ┊ it's my blog and i can reference anything i want

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maria: are you still working

reader, exhausted, hovering over a monitor in a dark room, it is an hour past your bedtime: but my work

maria: go to bed and do it tomorrow

reader: it's due soon

maria: tomorrow?

reader: next week

maria: so come to bed with me

maria: it's lonely without you

maria: and i can't fall asleep without cuddles

reader: i have to finish

maria: is it really more important than your girlfriend

reader:

reader: are you trying to seduce me into fixing my sleep schedule

maria: is it working

reader:

maria: 🥺

so 30 minutes later you have maria in your arms and the scent of her floral shampoo in the air and you bitterly think to yourself, dammit, she's right

and then you try doing the same thing in a month when she stays up late for her work but you have to drag her kicking and pouting into a blanket burrito

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okay not a yume post but it is vantayu [smut]

vanta, getting pushed down on the bed by wilson: this bed smells like vagina sauce

wilson: ...are you talking about marinara sauce??

vanta: no, vagina sauce!

wilson: what the fuck is vagina sauce?

vanta: you know, the stuff that—when you're turned on and you have a vagina, you get wet! that's vagina sauce!

wilson: shut up! that's not vagina sauce, stop calling it vagina sauce!

vanta: so what do YOU call it then?

wilson: slick

vanta: oh,

vanta: okay,

vanta: so I'M the weird one but you call it slick like you're going down on a furry

wilson, is a furry: that's because it's actually called slick!

vanta: no it fucking isn't! it's vagina sauce!

wilson: okay, fine, this bed smells like fucking vagina sauce!

wilson: this is so dumb you're SO dumb

wilson: how the hell did you get a vagina on this bed while calling it fucking vagina sauce???

vanta: i didn't have the time to wash the vagina sauce off the sheets after i went down on your mom last night

and then they have hate sex solely bc of this