Texts May 21st (Brooke/Stella)
[19:57] Brooke: STELLA OH MY GOD
[19:57] Stella: Brooke use your big girl words [19:57] Brooke: I'm older than you shush [19:57] Stella: only in terms of years [19:57] Brooke: That doesn't make any sense, how else would I be older than you [19:58] Stella: Um...experience? [19:58] Brooke: You have had sex with TWO people, one of which I have no idea who it is [19:58] Stella: Yes but I watch a lot of porn [19:59] Brooke: No you don't [19:59] Stella: I could if I wanted to [19:59] Brooke: STELLA I HAD NEWS STOP DISTRACTING ME [19:59] Stella: Okay I'm sorry Blue Eyes, go ahead [20:00] Brooke: Thank you [20:00] Stella: You're welcome [20:00] Brooke: I might have had sex with Jared on my couch....twice [20:00] Stella: [20:00] Stella: NO WAY [20:00] Brooke: Yes way [20:00] Stella: NO FUCKING WAY [20:01] Brooke: Stella I do not joke about sex [20:01] Stella: Good point....SO TELL ME EVERYTHING [20:01] Brooke: It was really...well it was really good [20:01] Stella: Just good? I knew he didn't have the balls to knock your socks off [20:01] Brooke: Stella Rosemary Spencer [20:01] Stella: What? You didn't even use caps Brooks [20:02] Brooke: I was trying to be polite [20:02] Stella: Seriously? Who are you talking to right now? [20:02] Brooke: Good point [20:02] Brooke: OH MY GOD IT WAS SO FUCKING INCREDIBLE LIKE HE'S SOOOOOOO PRETTY AND IT DOESN'T STOP WHEN HIS CLOTHES COME OFF [20:02] Stella: Not surprising, does his mouth shut off 'cause I think that would kill any boner I had [20:03] Brooke: Stella [20:03] Stella: What [20:03] Brooke: I'm trying to tell a sexy story and you are being rude [20:03] Stella: Okay okay, I'll shut up about his annoyingness [20:03] Brooke: That's not a word [20:03] Stella: Yeah well he's that bad that you have to make up words [20:03] Brooke: STELLA [20:03] Stella: okay I'm shutting up, CONTINUE [20:04] Brooke: And it was the best sex of my life. He took his time when he needed to and he was sweet, yet forceful [20:04] Brooke: We kind of ended up on the floor at one point...'cause we rolled off the couch [20:04] Stella: Seriously? [20:04] Brooke: Yes why is that surprising [20:05] Stella: Because, it's not important [20:05] Brooke: Stella [20:05] Stella: What? I'm being nice [20:05] Brooke: I'm rolling my eyes at you, stop killing my happy [20:05] Stella: Okay okay so the sex was great and you guys got clumsy which is adorable [20:05] Stella: How was his dick was it tiny [20:06] Brooke: Nope, not even a little [20:06] Stella: So it was little then [20:06] Brooke: Shut up. It was really big [20:06] Stella: So just really big and not huge? [20:06] Brooke: STELLA [20:06] Stella: What [20:07] Brooke: Don't...look I thought you'd be more...enthused about this [20:07] Stella: About you and asshole's sex? [20:07] Brooke: STELLA [20:07] Brooke: I can't talk to you when you're like this. I'll call you tomorrow when you can learn to be the Stella I know and love
















