#aaa incorrect quotes

[red-wood-and-cedar]

Alice: Mama didn’t raise no fuckin bitch, we keep going.

Jen: No no no, Mama raised a bitch. Let’s go.

Agatha: Mama didn’t raise nobody actually, my mom was absent

Rio: *wheezing*

[fallenfawnsworld]

Agatha: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake

Rio: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear

Agatha: ...

Agatha: You mean ring bearER, right?

Rio: ...

Agatha: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding

[witchesbr3w]

Rio: "Something feels off. I just killed my soulmate and I still feel like she's here.."

ten seconds later

Agatha, floating through Rio's body and smiling: "Well, that was one hell of a kiss. Too bad we can't do it again, you know, the whole ghost thing—"

Rio, holding her dagger, visibly enraged: "OUT OF ALL THE THINGS YOU COULD HAVE DONE TO SPITE ME, YOU TURN INTO A FUCKING GHOST?"

Agatha, proud, cackling: "Oh please, this just means I get to annoy you forever, and see you change when you don't know i'm watching.."

Billy, mouth wide open: "Wait- does this mean we will NEVER get rid of you?"

Agatha: "Pretty much, but I know neither of you are complaining. I mean, I did kind of save your life— multiple times!"

Rio, palming her head: "I hate ghosts."

Agatha, with a smirk, floating into her line of vision: "You know what they say.. a little bit of hate sex never hurt anyone"

[five-milfs-and-a-twink]

Jen: Hey, has anyone seen Rio? Agatha: She said she was going to get some Halloween decorations for the house. Alice: Oh, that's what she's doing. Agatha: What do you mean? Alice: ...Last I saw her she was heading into the cemetery with a shovel. Jen: Lilia: Goddammit, I told her no real skeletons.

[thenaturalorderbaby]

The coven doing something stupid making Lilia need to fix it.-🎭/👿

Lilia: you girls would all die without me

Rio:*opens mouth*

Lilia: Shut it, I meant it figuratively

Agatha:*scoff snicker* ha

Lilia: and YOU

Agatha:*looks around* who moi?!

Lilia: no Hecate, no obviously Circe, yes YOU what in goddesses name do you think!

[supercorps-imaginesetc]

Agatha: Here's some advice Rio: I didn't ask for any Agatha: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts, and you're the only one who talks to me - Source: unknown

[yyurination]

Rio: Hey Agatha..

Agatha: Hm?

Rio: You know how you said you always wanted a real diamond ring?

Agatha: Omg, yes!

Rio: THATS RIGHT I BOUGHT A HORSE-

[rexasaurus1]

Agatha All Along Incorrect quotes

Lilia: Dumbest scar stories, go! Jen: I burned my tongue once drinking tea Alice: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it Agatha: I have a piece of graphite in my leg from when I "accidentally" stabbed myself with a pencil Billy: Burned myself trying to get my cup noodles out the microwave Rio: ............. Rio: I have emotional scars