Jul 1, 2015
I live in fear that as I say my vows on my wedding day my main thoughts may not be "I love this beautiful person." But "How loud will this fart be if I can't hold it in any longer?"
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I live in fear that as I say my vows on my wedding day my main thoughts may not be "I love this beautiful person." But "How loud will this fart be if I can't hold it in any longer?"
I wish I could say what I need to say to you sober, but I'm a coward so I'll let the alcohol talk for me.
I would have missed you a hell of a lot more if you'd had good taste in music.