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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Open ask box request:

Don't talk to me until I've finished my morning bean

Ah things to go on a coffee cup i see

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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

id like to request "your prison bars are showing :/" from this post:

my friend and I have picked it up as a regular saying

oh that's fuckin amazing

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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Bugs is.... shrimp???

Context:

shrimp of the land....

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And they say Leon Kennedy's ass grew three sizes that day

true miracles

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"Let's just burn it down"

A 4 year old complaining about having to get up and go to preschool said a couple of days ago.

yknow what kid i feel it

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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

If you may be so inclined…

Or possibly

oh these are both golden

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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Saw this t shirt, if you needed a reminder of our aging user base

oh god my back

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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

dude your brave and loyal knight fucking bit me

kay this is the black ink one

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