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My top 10 personal favorite quotes of 2023.
This channel is brilliant. AIR CHINA EMERGENCY
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Airforceproud Flight Simulator X sentence starters
“Quantity is better than quality, right?”
“I do believe I’ve read that in a fortune cookie before, so yes.”
“Alright, well, the ducks have seemed to move along....”
“I know it’s my job, but... he shouldn’t have hit the ground.”
“The only reason you’re in the air is because you were able to get there.”
“I think I lost a double digit amount of IQ points after hearing that statement.”
“You can leave. I’m not even saying that for the meme, you can actually leave.”
“Never.... speak again.”
“Cancer has been acquired.”
“Uh, I heard something about diving into the ground... that is always approved as requested.”
“Oh, that’s a great story, thank you for announcing that.”
“Y’know man, it’s my first day on the job, so y’know just do what you want.”
“There is absolutely nothing that we can decipher from that that would make any type of sense. It was literally meaningless.”
“Okay, watch your fucking mouth.”
“Say that again; that was an incomplete sentence.”
“You’re an incomplete sentence!”
“We have 150 souls on board that are now going to be exiting the aircraft back into the bomb infested terminal.”
“I don’t want shit to hit my fan, man, I just bought it!”
“Please call me daddy.”
“Two can play this game! Or actually, however many people are in here, plus me - plus one can play this game.”
“I’m not qualified for this job but I have it!”
“THE ONLY AIRSTRIP I’M GONNA BE OPENING TONIGHT IS YOUR MOTHER’S!”
“Sir/ma’am, why are the authorities coming for me?”
“I would say typically ‘have a good day’ but you guys can fuck right off.”
“Yo, have you ever ate... like a sandwich?”
“I like to put mustard sometimes on my sandwich...”
“But why would you call yourself sandwich if you don’t have any sandwiches?”
“The eagle is in the trap, I repeat, the eagle is in the trap!”
“This is not a fucking drive through, this is Microsoft Flight Simulator X.”
“You sound like you’re just reading random words while watching the weather channel or something.”
“We’ve got too much adverse yaw going on in this pow-wow.”
“That sounded more like morse code than any type of audible sentence.”
“There’s a bomb on the plane, uh, can I please take off anyway?”
“If the sentence ends in ‘over’ do I still say ‘over’?”
“Alpacas don’t travel in - I believe the proper term would be ‘herd’? The proper terminology for a flock of alpacas is definitely not a flock, so...”
“We can either call 911 or let him/her slowly die.”
“I say we should let him/her slowly die because that’s his/her fault for being annoying.”
“I am in the mood to currently go nuke a lot of people.”
“That was so dumb that it was actually brilliant.”
“Sorry, um, my airplane just defied logic and went straight into the ground, like plowing through the earth. I think I might be in China.”
“Oh, um, my airplane is in China.”
“We’re just gonna defy the authority that he tries to bring upon us.”
“I’ll just take out my anger by punching a wall or something.”
“Annnnd stop saying words.”
“I’m gonna backtrack for a minute and realize that ‘strap on’ is not the correct phrase. Let’s go ahead and say ‘put your seat belts on’, don’t want any confusion with that interpretation.”
“I didn’t hear a word you said, but even if I did I’m doing whatever the hell I want.”
“Hey, I’ve killed the president multiple times, I know what I’m doing.”
“Ah don’t! I was coming up with a meme! Do not talk over me when I’m meme-ing!”
“Requesting permission to die.”
“Yeah, that was definitely the sound of a gag reflex, I’m concerned.”
“I drank some beer and I don’t know where I am.”
“Been there, done that’ in reference to a hijacking? I’m concerned.”
“WE’RE ABOUT TO STRIKE THE FUCKING MOON!”
“We got some top notch memes going down in this pow-wow or what?”
“I am about to crash into a terminal so prepare for multiple deaths.”
“I don’t know how to operate this here GPS.”
“My freedom boner begins to arise.”
“I don’t have words for that, but I probably do have a disease from that.”
“I’M INTOXICATED WITH ANGER!”
“Why am I attracted to the hooves of a minotaur?”
“Hope you boys recorded that on your Nokia Flip Phones.“
“With all due respect, please get the FUCK out of my tower.”
“ro-ta-té”
“...slowly descend to our inevitable death...”
nice job being a tour guide
where’s the banana?
"I am in a diamond formation with a hot air balloon and a helicopter going 620 knots."
Airforceproud95, 2020
"I had a Toyota Camry doing mach 4 last week."
Airforceproud95, 2020