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Late night revelations
"What? Do you keep Allen keys in your bedside drawer or something?" - Ashley
Father:
*whilst never breaking eye contact*
*silently opens drawer*
* pulls out a box FULL of Allen keys + 1 hammer*
*begins fixing broken thing*
Motorcycle Tool Kit Essentials for those Short or long Adventure Motorcycling hauls
Motorcycle Tool Kit Essentials for those Short or long Adventure Motorcycling hauls
Prologue: The Fear of getting stranded on a Motorcycle Road Trip without a Motorcycle Tool Kit is one of the biggest nightmares for all motorcycle riders. In this blog, I will talk about the importance of a comprehensive Tool Kit as part of your saddle. Motorcycle Tool Kit Essentials for those Short or long Adventure Motorcycling hauls J R R Tolkien quoted “Not all those who wander are lost”.…
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The Black Face In The Clown Car
The Black Face In The Clown Car
It is time for America to get knee deep in the madness that is to elect a replacement for President Obama. Hence, the “clown car” is loading with every right-wing nut and conservative from the other side vying for a seat raising their ugly head, which is nothing more that code for Klan like thinking. It should not be a surprise because the last election proved how that there are many supporters…
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From Rusher with an Allen Key
Steffan Alun invented democracy and therefore only has himself to blame.
PROLOGUE
One day there was a spy called Jennifer and she was the best spy in all of her local area which was Nicetown. Nicetown was in Lovelyville. Lovelyville was in Liverpool.
It was time for the daily spying, which Jennifer decided to do in the Former Soviet Union of Rusher. There were many enemies of the Queen of Ingland there. Also, there were many enemies of democracy.
Jennifer soon put paid to that with a machine called bullets.
Suddenly there was a moral dilemma. Should Jennifer do this or that? Jennifer had a bit of a think, and decided to do that.
Back home, Boo Gladly the spy boss gave Jennifer a badge to commemorate saving the day from the Rushans.
EPILOGUE
Once upon a time there was a Sheila Sheila, that was her name.
Well, that was the name on her birthday cake. She was actually called Shirley and she was 89 today. Happy birthday Shirley!
There were four things Sheila Sheila could do well. One! Hash tag spying. Two! Being a midshipman. Two! More spying. Four! Allen key.
wait,,,,, what's a midshipman? I hear you ask!
Well, apparently it's a Boat thing.
And that was her best thing. From the midship, she could do all the other things so long as she had her Allen key. Which she always did because she had a clever piercing so she could attach it to herself when she wasn't using it. But today, she was very much using it.
There was lots to be done. A whole supergadget had to be assembled, because the Gloom Lord was coming to invade the United Monarchy of Great Britton and Ireland.
The first thing she did was to charge her allen key so that it was also magnetic and she pointed it at the northern lights. Which was very a long way far away from the mid boat thing. But her allen key was mighty so it was fine. After a few hours of pointing, she had attracted 14 polar bears, some glacier mints and a pingu and she was ready to start on the super gadget. If only she could find those damned instructions...
Be quick Shirley! the gloom nearens.
If only smartphones had been invented in 1983 when our story is set. But no, no online instructions for Shirley Sheila Shirley. She had to guess how everything fit together. Fortunately - thank suns - she guessed just right.
After all the hours of doing and making, she finally held her gadget aloft. She was wearing an overall that she had got changed into earlier to carry out this and now looked like that girl from Flashdance. And she *did* have a feeling. And her feeling was one of fear of the Gloom Lord. He would be here any minute now, but without all the mobiles and whatnot, he couldn't phone ahead, even though he was evil and therefore probably had some kind of tablet/smartwatch thing that he could have used except she didn't have one because she wasn't evil.
The Gloom Lord arrived. Gadget was used and Gloom Lord was in megaprison. Shirley Sheila Sheila Shirley was given a badge for building such a clever supergadget and also a badge for looking like that girl from Flashdance. That one was just a bit of fun.
(NB - this was a sinister collboration with Steffan. In case you were wondering the bits that are mine can be easily identified by being slightly better than the other bits.)
The Misguided
I wrote a piece yesterday about the latest black face to evolves as, in my view, insane. I was simply shocked by some of the African American views of the reported and video statements made by this guy. One said, “why are you [meaning me] attach this man because he thinks differently?” Let me be clear that my article was only regurgitating what was said, which was Obama was turning America into…
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