Dec 3, 2022
OH NO YOU FALLEN AND CANT GET UP....WELL TO FUCKING BAD WELCOME TO HELL WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND QUEER
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OH NO YOU FALLEN AND CANT GET UP....WELL TO FUCKING BAD WELCOME TO HELL WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND QUEER
heart: talk about your crush
I have 2 of them. One of them lives in my state and so we get to see each other sometimes, which is nice. He's a huge loser nerd and kind of an asshole but also hot as fuck so it's not a bad deal. Also an amazing kisser. Among other things.
Other one lives in my hometown. I've known him since we were in third grade (AHAP shoutout) but never stayed in touch until a weird series of events found us recently as very close friends. He's honestly one of the most wonderful people I have ever met. He is too good for this earth and I absolutely don't deserve someone so caring and gentle in my life but since I have him I'm going to keep him as long as I can. I love him a lot. We're going to build a blanket fort and cuddle.
Do you ever see the 'xyz theme is always trash' posts and in that instant small fire flickers to life deep inside the shriveled, crusty remains of your heart and the temptation is so damn high to make the xyz theme prompt and do it good?
Not even because you really want to rp the thing, but to prove the thing can be done. The thing can knock some fucking socks off straight into the stratisphere. The thing just needs to be done by someone who knows what they are doing.
The someone is not always me, but sometimes I want it to be so bad to prove a dumb infantile point. Like collecting scout badges. This is my x badge, for proving x can be done well, and serving absolutely no other purpose than to fluff my already hideously engorged ego.
Daily reminder of what a gigantic dork Abe is. Like, not a little bit of a dork, but actual giver-of-secondhand-embarrassment dork.
Okay, so, every day he asks Momokan if he can catch for Mihashi while his leg is healing. Every day Momokan says no. (Honest to god, it's like, "NO! BAD DOG! STOP BEGGING!")
But the best part is that when he asks, HE'S IN FULL CATCHER GEAR.
Like, he KNOWS he's not supposed to catch, but he GEARS UP and then asks IN FULL GEAR EVERY DAY, only to be told NO and then he has to take it off again.
Like, he fully gears up on the off chance that she will say yes and he will be ready THE MOMENT SHE DOES. And he does this in front of the entire team.
He doesn't even CARE about what a HUGE OBSESSIVE LOSER he looks like, because he WANTS TO CATCH FOR MIHASHI THAT BADLY.
Again, if you don't love these dorks, you're beyond help.
(PS then he puts a safety (crotch) cup OVER his knee for protection and could give exactly zero fucks that everyone laughs at him for it because if this incredibly embarrassing thing increases the chance that Momoe will say yes HE WILL DO IT OH MY GOD ABE)