oh yea hey girlie yes this is about the tests
*acnh noises*
yea yea we got the results back
*more acnh noises*
well it's what we suspected, you have a pronoun deficiency...
*shocked gasp*
fortunately it's not terminal it can be cured using additional pronouns
*ac noises begin, but get cut off*
unfortunately there is a very VERY long waitlist... yea about three years...
*however you'd imagine tom nook would sound once he realises you'll never pay off your final loan*
no no I cannot move you up the list im giving you our soonest available appointment... no I understand it's annoying but there's no need to shout
ok look. As a medical professional I must strongly advise against it... however there is someone you could go to who could up with a new pronoun for you... for a price. But you didn't hear it from me.
You must first rescue him from the prison of the food shop, go face to face with a guard and bribe him the sum of money they require to allow him is freedom this will not only free him but also act as the fee for his sagely wisdom. You must then venture to the location your new pronoun is to be assigned. He will give you instructions on how to prepare the ritual, follow them. Once the instructions have been followed you must blindly plunge your spoon into the alphabet pasta of knowledge. The word made by the letters on your spoon are your cure, your brand new pronoun.
