#alphask

[coveredinomegas]

Leaves a bucket of KFC- love ur secret admirer

[coveredinomegas]

so whens the baby even due?

...I should... probably know that, huh?

[coveredinomegas]

Hello Mr. Francis! I haven't seen you for a while! *Look whose all disgustingly happy*

--Oh, hey. -He looks tired and drawn and too thin, to be honest, but he still smiles at her honestly- What's got you so chipper? Or is this usual-level chipper in Maddie-land? 

[coveredinomegas]

Did you wake up on the wrong side if the bed today? .... Or on a bed?

Yes, I woke up in a bed today. I always look like this, more or less. Don't I?

Don't tell me you're goin' senile, old man.

[nervousalpha]

You realize you're like a soccer mom right?

Yeah, I don't know if I mind that descriptor. I've definitely been called a mom figure before, haha.

Though I... should be the father, I'd think.

Whatever.

[nervousalpha]

becuase we need to know if your beard tickles the balls

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say "probably".

Now shoo.

[nervousalpha]

when was the last time you sucked a cock

Why do you people keep asking this kind of question...?

[nervousalpha]

Hey, uh, how much tea will it take to get you to hang around for another hour or two? I think I brought like three teas.

You don't have to bribe me, Mikkel. But I won't turn down your tea.

What's on your mind?