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🍀 to celebrate feeling better I decided to draw something solely because I wanted to! enjoy this tidbit of superstition with a seed of truth

#confluence #my art #I was inspired by mesopotamian demons (like šulak)#I don't think germ theory is a widespread thing across all of arra....#so stories of spirits and such are helpful ways to communicate concepts like spoilage especially to children because it makes it memorable #and entertaining #ALSO inspired by the mouldy papaya I handled at work today #shoutout to mouldy papaya

Me: I'm fine

Me, internally: God I fucking love Zeus and Hera's fucked up relationship. They absolutely hate each other and can't live without each other. They'd burn down the world for each other and they'd sell each other out for a corn chip. They look at each other and know that they are the only ones who get to destroy each other, no matter how many innocents get caught in the crossfire. Zeus is obsessed with owning Hera because she's the only one who could ever destroy him and Hera will never leave Zeus because her nature forbids her to and wants to rip him apart with her own two hands. They hate each other. They love each other. The King and Queen who would destroy each other in a heartbeat and would destroy anything that would harm the other.

They're perfect each other. They're oil and fire. They'll destroy themselves, the world, and each other and they'll love every second of it.

#not a quote #Mythology #Greek Mythology #Zeus #Hera #Zeus x Hera #hellenic polytheism #hellenic deities #look #its not a good relationship #or an aspirational one #but it is fascinating #and entertaining

WELCOME TO OPERATION: BE BRAVE

In which I, Mallow, do Hard Things I’ve never done before for character development.

Day One:

1. Asked guy on group date

2. Got rejected

3. Asked second guy on group date (he cancelled an hour later)

4. Asked third guy on group date (he said yes!!)

5. Tagged all my celebrity tumblr users

6. Read original poetry out loud to fifty other college students

and i did it all on day two of my period

#i hope this is funny #and entertaining #and not bragging #i am kinda proud tho #hard things #operation be brave #mallow yaps

brady to panthers is crazy and i for one am sitting back the most amused person alive watching some of this shit play out

#ppl mad as hell and trying to make it abt politics are so funyngjdjfhkde #THIS IS A COMEDY #and entertaining

The thing that communicates the most about Noel as a person is the fact that he chose his 5 years younger brother to form an attachment with. WHEN HE HAD A 1 YEAR OLDER BROTHER. Consciously or not, that contains multitudes.

#Noel psyche #being an arm chair psychiatrist for him is so easy #and entertaining #Yayy #noely

okay anons I see you

I dare more of y'all to send me anon asks /silly /hj

#sparky yaps #asks #anon asks #im not gonna force you to #but I mean #im not gonna stop yall #this shit is pretty damn funny ngl #and entertaining #:3

I got the most random urge to do this on here and its a thing as old as time but here we go LOL

How Many Shots I’d Need To Sleep With Squid Game Characters (Men Edition, Part 1)

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Starting off with Choi Wooseok

I think I would need at least three, because I’m sure he will have already had four or five and I’ll need to catch the fuck up for sure. Plus he kinda looks like he can sling it and I might not be walking right so I wanna get ahead of forgetting the pain.

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Next up, Mercenary Kim

Holy fuck I am actually gonna need a muscle relaxer and I cannot take those with alcohol 😂 but if i wasnt a bitch baby and i didnt take a relaxer, 6 at least. I also think my confidence would just fucking TANK before he even saw me naked because I feel like he could shatter my whole world view with his tongue and dick alone.

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Let’s throw in Hwang Inho and switch it up a little

I actually think I’d only need two, one for good luck and one for self care. I need to be able to forget I fucked the worst human to walk this earth when I’m done but I need to be sentient enough to tell him he sucks at getting me off.

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Kang Daeho

Honestly? I don’t even think I could regret fucking Daeho, he’s got such an endearing autistic tboy swagger to him that I need to devour. I also think he’d be nice and sweet enough that if he did reject me I wouldn’t even notice how much the rejection hurt. So no shots, maybe a few bottles of water though cause I plan on rocking this boy’s world. Gotta stay hydrated!

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One more before i end this part, Choi Subong (Thanos)

I think I would need like, three? Mainly because I think this guy would be an extreme yapper during sex, and it would probably be about shit i dont know about or care about. However, I would like to also be conversational, and there’s no better way to get me talking than three shots of something that burns going down. So even if the sex is less than climactic, at least the conversation will be entertaining!

-> PART 2