Dan: What? Have you taken into account the old ladies?
Danny: I already calculated them. Unfortunately they only raised our chances by a 2%.
Dan: Damn. We're going to be poor forever
Jazz: What are you two talking about?
Dan: I told Danny to put his actuarial science degree to use and calculate our chances of marrying rich at your charity event.
Jazz: ....Why?
Danny: When else can we met super rich and super bored singles?
Jazz: Danny you're literally a actuary.
Danny: And I literally have student loan debit.
Dan: Just let us have this Jazz. I'm not looking forward to standing around for hours trying to convince rich people that children should have the right to the arts.
Jazz: Well, yeah its the worst, but please at least be civil. This charity could do so much for the youth. Art helps mental health in so many ways.
Danny: Hey are the Waynes going to be there?
Jazz: Yes they are! I'm always so grateful when they show. Its a guaranteed donation, especially if we're doing something with the liberal arts. That Jason Todd-Wayne is always so kind and supportive of-
Danny: *Gasp* The math is mathing!
Dan: Really!? On who!?
Danny: Jazz. Her and Todd-Wayne's are looking great!
Dan: OUR SISTER IS MOVING UP IN THE WORLD. HUZZAH!
Jazz: Me and Todd-Wayne!? Ughhhh I don't have time to entertain your stupid ideas-
Imagine if Jazz goes to Gotham to work at Arkham and Joker decides to make her his new Harley. Except when the bats get there to stop him, Danny is beating the shit out of joker with a creep stick, muttering to himself about how all clowns are evil, while Jazz watches and just sighs while lecturing danny about positive coping skills during a PTSD episode. Jason cant decide which Fenton he wants more. The crazy clown killer or the nonchalant therapist who looks like she can see his soul.
AKA "Former superhero Phantom spends summer break in Gotham to be close to Jazz. Unfortunately, the local vigilantes also have their eye on his sister. He's heavily debating bringing back Phantom again if it makes the Bats keep their hands. Off. His. Sister." DPxDC Prompt idea!
Okay, so, Jasmine Fenton is absolutely on a Rogue Watchlist after she enters the Gotham-U graduate psychology program. A PhD candidate with two possibly-evil scientists as parents and supposedly has a close relationship with her town's local "villain"? Suspicious. Of course, Danny doesn't know any of this when he moves in with his sister. He's on summer break and just happy to be close to someone he doesn't need to hide around.
Danny realizes something is up when he wakes up in the middle of the night (witching hour for some, otherwise knows as habit due to his late night superhero work for him) and hears... voices. Jazz's voice and a man's. Jazz is out on their rickety fire escape, sharing coffee with some dude wearing a black catsuit with a blue bird on his chest. Lame. Worse, the guy is drinking out of Jazz's favorite mug that she gives Danny the stink eye for trying to steal borrow!
He basically trips over himself getting to the balcony doors and heaving them open with an incredulous, "Hey, bird-brain! What are you doing harassing young ladies in the middle of the night?!"
Jazz tsks in a silent reprimand but Danny ignores her "shut-up-or-I'll-kill-you-again" glare to squint at the vigilante.
"Danny!" Jazz chides.
Bird-brain seems to take it in stride, though, offering a cheeky wave and amused smile. "It's okay, Jazz. I'm more than familiar with younger siblings. Danny, right? I'm Nightwing. It's nice to meet you!"
And now Danny kinda feels bad because this guy doesn't strike him as the bad-boy type Jazz likes. Because they're just friends... who hang out together in the dark, making goo-goo eyes at each other, and whispering intimately. Sike. Danny's gonna soup this guy. Nightwing must see it on Danny's face because he apologetically says he should get going (that's right, run on home, bird-brain) much to Jazz's displeasure. He gets a very stern talking to that night. But once he notices, he can't stop.
Suddenly, Batwoman is bringing Jazz home on a sleek red motorcycle when she gets stuck late on campus. (This is the one time Danny might be okay with Jazz having a partner, only if Danny gets to ride on that badass bike. Plus, Batwoman is almost as intimidating as Batman. Her skin is so white and hair so red she looks like she could pass as a ghost. But the way her hand drifts to Jazz's waist as she helps Jazz get off her bike makes Danny's eye twitch.)
Danny even spots Signal on rooftops when they go grocery shopping, who raises an awkward hand in a wave when Danny makes the I-see-you gesture at him. Red Robin and Robin are next.
The last straw is when Danny comes home from his new part-time job at the Gotham Public Library to a note taped to the fridge. In Jazz's soon-to-be doctor scrawl (which means he has to squint and turn it sideways to actually read it), it says On a date. Be back around 6. P.S. - Do NOT disturb me or there WILL be consequences. Danny waits exactly 5 minutes before finding her location on Instagram.
25 minutes later and he's at Gotham's Gem, bookstore and cafe, only to see Jazz on a date with none other than the Red Hood. Well, actually, Jason Todd. Danny may not be a genius (he is, actually. That's why he's also on the Rogue Watchlist, not that he knows that), but he can put two and two together. A vigilante and civilian who have black hair with a white streak? And have the exact same physique? Not inconspicuous at all.
Except this time, Danny's breath mists. And he's about had it with people taking advantage of his sister, especially ghosts. He doesn't even know what he's going to do until he's tackling the- holy shit this is a murderous crime lord Danny is assaulting. Clearly, Jason is taken off guard because they're both flung to the floor with Jazz shrieking in the background. (Sure, maybe Danny put in a little extra ghost strength, but this guy is the size of brick house and he's not going to let another Johnny-situation happen.)
It takes about an hour and half of Jazz, Jason, and Danny talking for Danny to finally calm down. Apparently, no, Nightwing is not interested in Jazz. Neither are Red Robin, Signal, or Robin. Batwoman might be actually, but Jason doesn't actually know since he doesn't speak with her - Jazz says they're firmly just friends, though. But Jason, with a nauseating blush and nervous smile, says he does like Jazz and would like to date her. And Jazz... has that soft smile, eyes crinkled, genuine happy expression. He guesses he can probably let them go on one date.
(It turns out Jason also has a badass motorcycle and he's not opposed to letting Danny ride it! He still prefers Batwoman, but Jason takes a close second.)
((Also, Danny gets banned from BatBurger for two weeks as punishment.))
“Demon Twins” but they're actually demons [Danny and Dan Todd AU Prompt]
It all starts when a freshly turned Halfa Jazz, carrying Danny and Dan's cores in hers after a war against the GIW, is sent by Clockwork to the DC Universe via the Lazarus Pits.
The LOA believes Jazz is some kind of Pit Demon, and Jazz doesn't bother to correct them. She's welcomed with open arms, and is even adopted by Ra's he already let the Detective get away, and there's no way in hell he's letting that happen again.
She and Jason click, but since Jason was still suffering from side effects from his dip in the Pits, he ends up putting his revenge before his relationship with Jazz.
Oh Jason, you poor sweet summer child.
Turns out their last encounter was so emotionally charged that Danny and Dan's sleeping cores were like: “This. This is the moment”. And as a result, Jazz got pregnant.
Danyal and Dante Al Ghul-Todd are born: Dante has memories of his past life, while Danny remembers bits and pieces as he grows up.
Here I use my "Canon is my playground" trick card, messing with the timeline and making the twins older than Damian— making them Damian's bodyguards by default.
Things happen within the League, and their mothers decide to send the three of them to Gotham with their fathers.
Here, the three have different plans:
Damian wants to prove himself worthy of being Robin, and thinks having bodyguards would make that difficult.
Danny wants to explore the other cities this universe has Aliens, but he also doesn't want to leave Damian alone (the quirks of being a guardian spirit).
As soon as Dan set foot in Gotham, he had a "Fuck you, get off my garden!" "I'll shit in your fucking garden!" ahhh situation with Lady Gotham, so now he doesn't want to stay out of pure spite (but deep down, like Danny, he doesn't want to leave Damian alone. Stupid core and stupid fraid bonds).
And on top of that, even though Jazz has nothing but wonderful things to say about Jason, the twins can't help but resent him a little, and therefore, they don't want to meet him yet (well, just Danny. Dan has already marked Jason as a deadbeat dad, and you can't change his mind).
So the three of them, behind their mothers' backs, make a deal. The twins will drop Damian off in Gotham and then go off on their own under the following conditions:
1) All three will have hidden phones with only their numbers, and they will have to "check in" (which is actually chatting) daily through them.
2) They will meet in person monthly at a neutral location.
3) If Damian needs them, for whatever reason, he has to call them (either by phone or by summoning them).
And so, their paths part.
Damian joins the Batfam without too much trouble (thanks to socializing with the twins, he's more tamed than the original: like, he doesn't try to kill Tim, but he does have beef with him). And the twins, for their part, wander around for a while under the identities of Danny and Dan Nightingale, and then settle in Fawcett or Metropolis.
And from here, how the Batfam discovers the twins can vary, but here are some specific scenarios:
• Tim discovers Damian's hidden phone and secretly hacks it with Babs's help. The thing is, a misunderstanding arises because, due to Damian's way of chatting, the Batfam thinks the twins are his older brothers.
• The Batfam, after a while, decides to investigate why and where Damian runs away from home monthly.
• The Batfam is kidnapped by a cult to be used as sacrifices, and Damian hijacks the summoning ritual to summon the twins.
Horrific eldritch horror: I’m so sorry! It appears that we must get married due to reasons out of our control! I’m so sorry you have to be stuck with a monster like me for eternity ☹️
Jason- monster fucker -Todd: oh no! What a shame 😳😳😳😳🤭🤭🤭🤭
(he’s already picked out the names of their children)
