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Saul and Anna’s Home

Location: Hillsborough, California Address: 38 Lemon Ct Time Lived Here: August 1988 - Present

Details: - 6 Beds - 6 Baths - Pool / Patio - Tennis Court - 3 Car Garage

Price When Bought in 1988: $3,880,403 USD

Price Now in 2023: $9,980,000

[limasgossip]

𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙: 𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐲 𝐄𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

All That Jazz is a monthly column written by Jasmine Silva. For all intended purposes, all the information Jasmine posts is considered alleged information and should NOT be considered fact for legality reasons. However, she’s fairly certain that her sources are reliable and would hold up in a court of law.

PAGE ONE: Stories of the Month

APARTMENT BUDDIES OR LOVERS?:

Look, I love a good back and forth love story, but can these two give it up already? @devonrose96​ and @monixberry​ live together which, hello? That basically tells me that they’re fucking. It’s just like how I think Billie Puckerman and Maise Rose are 100% sapphic together. Personally, I think Devon and Monica should just put their friendship on the back burner and start making out. Who’s with me?

MAISIE’S BIG MEATY SANDWICH!:

While @maisierose​ may be known for crying outside of Breadstix and falling in love with every man she lays eyes on, I’ve got something crazy for you. She’s in a fourway! Not literally, but listen to this. Everyone knows it’s just a matter of time before @xjonahx​ puts a label on this Pisces, but she’s wooing TWO other men. Yep, you heard me. Sources say Maisie was spotted out on a date with @dearjacobsamuel. Apparently the embarrassment from Breadstix wasn’t enough, but she’s also been seen multiple times with @theomcintosh at Rosalita’s Roadhouse. If twenty years from now, Jonah, Jake, and Theo show up in Greece because a young girl invited them to her wedding, we’ll all know who the Baby Mamma (Mia) is.

THE HORRORS AT THE AMERICAN FAMILY MOTEL:

I love a good little sexual exploration. We all do it! But none do it like @xsethappeal. I know he denied it, but my sources told me that there was an orgy last week at the American Family Motel. So sorry to whichever Puckerman had to clean that one up, but Seth Evans wasn’t just involved... he was the ring leader of the whole thing! Everyone in attendance were either regulars at Scandals or random people Seth found on Craigslist. I suggest Seth take himself down to the local clinic!

CONT. ON PAGE ONE: HOTTIES @ THE LFD

It’s no secret that the firefighters of Lima are objectively the hottest men and women to walk the face of the Earth, but I’m someone who simply can’t wait to see those scandalous calendars so I’d much rather give you, my dear followers, my definitive ranking on who’s hot and who’s not (Spoiler: They’re all hot. Some are just hotter than others)

Coming in at number one is our very own firelady @hattiewilde! Resident turned Lima Newcomer, Hattie’s the girl everyone dreams to get under. After all, I’d let her save me from a burning building!

Coming in at number two is one of Lima’s many FDILF’s (Fire Dad I’d Like To Fuck) Puck Puckerman @firexpuck! Or is it Noah? Honestly, I don’t care enough to know because all I know are those washboard abs baby!

Coming out in our middle spot is @xjonahx! He’s sweet and hot, what more could a girl want?

And last but certainly not least, in number four we’ve got @firefightingryanc! Honestly, manz would rank number one if it weren’t for the fact that every time his trap opens, it ends in something that involves his daughter. Can you say BORING? Seriously, dudes a snooze fest.

PAGE TWO: Who Got Down & Dirty @ Breadstix?

Now, the moment you’ve been waiting for. I know, I know, Jasmine you know who everyone went home with? Tell me more, tell me more! Here’s the list of who went home with who and let me just say, I have a feeling we’ll be hearing shotgun weddings and positive pregnancy tests from a few of these bunches!

@hopeandtruth left a $200 dollar bill on her date with new beau @xsethappeal, demanding him to come with her. Can you say Dominatrix?

It’s no secret @blueberrysawyer and his date were macking on each other in the restaurant. Thank God they fled the scene before I had to see Breadstix porn. Although that wouldn’t be a terrible PornHub category, I guess.

Friend or foe? @theomcintosh and @hattiewilde are known for hating each other and their hot banter on the dash makes me need a fan, but turns out, the two ended up spending the night together!

While Maisie Rose ran out in tears and ditched @dearjacobsamuel, he didn’t let that stop his groove! My sources say they saw him getting in a car with a Breadstix waitress. Hot!

Good girl @annabananalima just couldn’t keep away from the older Puckerman boy, @firexpuck. Those two may be friends, but you better start adding benefits to the end of that.

Come on, there’s another Puckerman on this list? Well, while @lilyjanefabray wasn’t charmed by @elipucker, she was charmed by his Puckerman that lives down South, if you know what I mean.

Now, my favorite pairing. @clairestjames ended up on her blind date with her ex, @reldaxsmythe, but she didn’t go home with her nay-nay. Instead, my little sources tell me Claire was seen at Rosalita’s getting all cozy with @hunterxc. Alexa, play Best Friend’s Brother!

PAGE THREE: Monthly Rumors!

It’s no secret that I receive plenty of tips on a weekly basis. Some I end up personally talking about while some of the best end up in my column. Here’s the top SEVEN rumors that I just love (and believe in)!

@rossberryx is known for his luscious locks, but did you know it’s actually just a wig?

There’s a reason @smythemp3 didn’t stay in Paris and came back to Lima. He got married! But it didn’t end too well and after a pricey divorce, Sebastian had to move back home.

@limaboundblaine freaked out on a barista at the Lima Bean after she got his order wrong and threw his coffee at said barista.

@chandlerpierce won’t be in attendance for University of Lima fall semester. Why? Because she dropped out and joined the circus!

Did you know Salma Hayek is a good friend of the Smythe family? Apparently 30 years ago she had a baby that she put up for adoption. That baby? @reldaxsmythe.

@darcynderson and @stevievans are back on after he went to visit Darcy at her apartment.

@roseandprose got ditched at Breadstix just like her little sister. Apparently @firefightingryanc daughter was sick, but I have a feeling he just got one of his buddies to call him and say there was an “emergency”. I know I’ve used that excuse before.

[professorpski]

The pits of despair? A preliminary study of the occurrence and deterioration of rubber dress shields.

This is the title of an article by Anna Hodson. About the funniest academic article title I have spotted. It’s actually a serious, technical study of the chemistry of dress shields and what museums can do about them. It is published in The future of the 20th century: collecting, interpreting and conserving modern materials edited by Cordelia Rogerson and Paul Garside. Paul (Editors). Archetype Pu(2006)

[limasgossip]

same list, but all the ladies.

@lopezhq

@evianalopez

@hattiewilde

@alliepuck

@annabananalima

@lilyjanefabray

@xlquinnfabs

@heychandler

@billiepuckerman

@georgieofthejungle

@tinacclima

@clairestjames

@hopeandtruth

@mad--max

@msmercedesjones

@maisierose

@roseandprose

@jamielynnpierce

@monixberry

Same as usual. The Lopez girlies are hot, hot, hot and everyone else is so not, not, not!

[sodascherrycola]

Personality: Anna is a very compassionate person. She has always been an extremely good listener, something Saul loves about her. She is very polite and thinks that being kind can get you anywhere in life. She’s very good with children and has always wanted a family of her own. When she found out she was pregnant with her daughter Naya, she was thrilled! She didn’t know what to say to Saul, since she had lied about her age while touring with them, first as a groupie, then as his girlfriend. She was 17 when she got pregnant, he thought she was 22. Anna knew that this could wreck his career while he was still on top. So she left and hated herself for doing it. She’s such a kind soul and she felt so terrible for separating her daughter from her father. She hated everything about that, but she had to do it. She had to do it for Saul, it was because she loved him. She’s not usually the dishonest type but this had deeper roots than just lying. When Saul finally tracked her down in 1995 they had a talk and worked through it and were eventually fine again and expecting their second daughter, Avani.

Special Talent: Not necessarily a talent, but Anna can talk super fast. As the youngest in her family she learned to talk fast to get her point across, almost like there was a time limit. This carried on into her adult life, and there have been times where one of the boys has to tell her to slow down because they can’t understand a word she is saying. It’s even worse when she’s angry. Now, Anna’s not the type that lets her anger get to her, she prefers to just let things slide under the rug, but sometimes the lump under that rug gets too big and she just blows up. That’s when you know you have to run. She’s such a kind person so when she is mad at you, you know you fucked up big time. The only time she talks slowly is when she is talking to her kids. They’re still too young enough to even understand when she’s talking normally, so when she talks to her kids she makes sure to take it down a notch. When reading stories at bedtime she reads quietly and softly, Saul loves watching it. In fact, Saul loves hearing her talk. Fast, slow, doesn’t matter, he just loves the sound of her voice. He’ll get her to just talk about anything and everything. Most husbands hate having to hear about their wives day, but Saul would sit there for hours listening to her talk about a recent shoot she just had or what happened at the nail salon when she was out with her best friend, Beth. He loves it all.

Relationship: Anna met Saul when she was a groupie in 1987. She was 16 years old and had just moved to L.A. with practically nothing. She moved to California from Washington in hopes of getting into the modelling industry. She had recently made friends with some girls on her street and they invited her to a show, down at the Whiskey. She had heard of the infamous Whiskey a Go Go, and didn’t think to go, but she had nowhere better to be so why not? That’s when she saw him for the first time. Saul swears to this day that she was staring at him the whole show, even though she denies it, they both know it’s true. He was doing the same thing. Her friend, Bethany, was dating the bass player, Duff McKagan. Beth went backstage and had realised that her boyfriend’s best friend and Anna had been undressing each other all night long. She grabbed Anna by the arm and led her backstage. She introduced Anna and Saul and left with Duff. Anna ended up going on tour with them in ‘88 and somewhere along the lines they had started seeing each other. They never made it “official” but everyone knew that she was off limits. She always stood by the stage and made sure he got his good luck kiss, they were inseparable. Then she got a positive test and left. The only other person that knew was Beth, who was there when she bought the damn thing. Beth promised not to tell anyone and that’s how it was. Until Saul found out that she knew and begged her to tell him where she was. That’s how they met again. The rest was history.

[sodascherrycola]

Full Name: Anna Michelle Hudson (nee Goodman) DOB: September 26th 1971 Age: 50 years old Instagram: @annahudson

Parents: Nicholas and Trudy Goodman Siblings: Janet S/O: Saul Hudson Married: October 21st 1999 (28 years old) Hometown: Tacoma, Washington Nicknames: Anne, Annie Best Friend(s): Cindy Crawford, Kate Moss, Bethany McKagan, and Elle Macpherson Job: Model / Groupie Personality Traits: Compassionate, Polite, and Slightly Dishonest

Children: Naya Jasmine Hudson (18, 1989) Avani Jules Hudson (25, 1996) Xiomara Davina Hudson (27, 1998) North Ajax Hudson (31, 2002)

Appearance: Brown Hair Blue Eyes High Cheekbones and Sharp Jawline Slim figure with long legs

[limasgossip]

anna and puck on the rocks? she was seen sneaking off into the office of scandals last night 👀

ooh ooh ooh trouble in puckerdise ? honestly, kinda living for anna having her slut moment ! she’s always a little boring so this keeps me intrigued.

@annabananalima @firexpuck @xsethappeal​

[limafm]

ADELAIDE KANE, FEMALE, SHE/HER, UNDECIDED; Is that ANNA HUDSON I see getting a cup of joe at the Lima Bean? Sounds like them. Apparently, they’re TWENTY-NINE years old and I know from Instagram they seem to be CARING but also STUBBORN and are a DAYCARE TEACHER. Not to mention their feed reminds me of MESSY BUNS, FLOWER CROWNS, NATURAL MAKE-UP, and BULLET JOURNALS. Here’s to hoping they get out of Lima soon! 

CHARACTER INFO:

Birthday: May 5th, 1992

Family: Hudson

Relation: Full sibling (Twin to Finn Hudson)

Birth Order: Eldest (One hour older than Finn)

Secret: She did a little stripping (out of town) to help pay for her tuition.

THREE THINGS ABOUT ANNA:

Anna was a relatively happy young girl, as happy as she could be at least, after having lost her father. Born a full hour before her twin brother, Anna was a go-getter from the start. While Finn eventually got into sports, Anna fell into art. Painting was her main practice, but she was pretty nifty with a camera too. Once she entered high school, in order to make sure her typically reckless brother didn’t get too hurt, she joined cheerleading. Much to her surprise, she actually really liked it and quickly became more focussed on that than keeping an eye out for Finn.

Taking care of other people had always been a second nature for Anna, she was always the first one to help out mom, basically stepping up as a second parent. Nobody was surprised when Anna announced she would be going to school for early childhood education.

Anna was a little bit shocked when she found out her mother was seeing Burt Hummel, but at the end of the day she was happy that her mother was allowing herself to be happy for the first time in years.