#anne look

[ssunspotted]

i named my second aloe plant/ in the game

the big ones flowering

[rileylefae]

(derry girls anon) i put dean winchester n john silver in the same room together. i lock the door. i try to make them fight but the repression in the room is too powerful and it just catches fire instead

khghfkuyf anon, how dare you come in here and make me read this Also, i am terrible and only just finished season 1 of black sails because anne

[pentaughast]

WHY DOES YOUR DICK HAVE TO BE THAT FIRM, BULLS

@stabigail, 2k16

[pentaughast]

me: you really love salem tho, huh?

anne: crystal this girl just chopped off a dude's dick

anne: i love salem

anne: what is not to love?

[pentaughast]

anne: i feel like these shady agents would get a lot more done if they were like 20% less shady

me: yes, but what if it's sunny?

anne: crystal

anne: i am going to bad all the bite jokes out of you

anne: . . . bite all the bad

anne: how did i even do that?

me: i am not even sure

anne: sighs @ self

me: but it's going on my tumblr now

anne: damnit crystal

[teslatricity]

misterchristofelees replied to your post:falconrune replied to your post:when Ulysses is...

if ultron is Luke does that mean Tony is Vader? “Loki-Wan told me you killed my father!” “No Ultron, I am your father!” “NOOOOOOOOO”

omg

[cullenruthernerds]

i saw hozier tonight, and got a recording of cherry wine for mythalmythos bc it’s her favorite

[pentaughast]

caesar and joseph making suzie breakfast pretty much every day and let her sleep in. which really is caesar making suzie breakfast and joseph gets to mix the pancake batter. then when holly’s old enough to help out, caesar starts handing over joseph’s jobs to her. joseph starts pouting and complaining that he could do that, so caesar flings flour at him. which starts an all-out war where joseph uses holly as a human shield and convinces her to fling batter at caesar.

the racket wakes suzie up so she comes into the kitchen to see it and everyone in it a mess, and then before she knows it she gets roped into the war and holly defects to her side and they emerge victors over joseph and caesar. so they make them clean it up while they get to eat breakfast, and everyone is alive, happy, and nothing hurts.