My friend: why are you even at my house we are not doing anything
Me:

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My friend: why are you even at my house we are not doing anything
Me:
Quizitive guard (event idea)
Here's one for you DM's that want the player to have to fuss with the guard.
The guards have blocked off an area that the players need to get to. When the player try to get past, one of the guard will question them about there activities. They will be question over everything the have done over the past 48 hours, & after that the guard will start questioning them about random stuff. The guard will get defensive if any of the players ask why the question is relevant.
the moment when you’re really looking forward to do lewd stuff.
but the thing you got to clean yourself doesn’t work, and the company sent you a new one, and that one doesn’t work either. just I’m frustrated because I really wanted to finger myself but noope so I’m sending it back with a video proof of fault...again. dam can a sweet boy not just finger himself for his partner and enjoy the moment.
not mad at the retail company grumpy that the product doesn’t seal right and water comes out the sides at the seal when used. and even when it wasn’t “in use” it still did that soo yeah *pouting intensifies.*
Is it just me or does everyone hate when yur comment gets liked and your only linked to the comment, not the post? Like I posted that comment a month ago. I don't remember that.
sigh i look up 'charecter headcanons' on tumblr and all i get are nsfw or /reader or horny ones and its annoying ://
You know how there's the option called "forgot password" and you press it because you forgot your password and then IT HAS THE ORDACITY TO SAY "what's your password"... bitch... I DON'T F*ING KNOW! IT SAYS FORGOT PASSWORD FOR A REASON!
Random Youkai said: When do you think you began to see Inuyasha as a companion rather than an annoyance?
「巫女」:: “Probably stopped viewing him as an annoyance and more as a companion just after the Nou Mask incident...Don’t get me wrong-he still managed to get on my nerves even after that--but I saw him in a much better, kinder. stronger light after the Nou Mask. He actually seemed to care then--and that’s what turned me around.”
People be like: “I feel like I wanna get away from people. But I also love talking to people”
I be like: “Well, do you think I actually like running? No! These short 30 minutes is when I can finally be completely alone talking with the most stimulating partner of the day aka me. I am witty, I am smart, and I make myself laugh. I would never force myself to listen to “Despacito”. It’s true friendship I have there”.