#anon au

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

when your true love's kiss breaks your curse while you're asleep

refering to part 5 of the anon au

full version under the cut

[tyriq-edits]

https://www.tumblr.com/tyriq-edits/812001901988265984/httpswwwtumblrcomtyriq-edits8119503748544921

(Hope tumblr is working better for you. I heard that other people are having similar issues with it.)

Getaway meets with Tarn and it goes as you think it does.

Getaway: What happened to the plan?! We agreed that once Optimus was under our control, he will give me the matrix and he would be an easy target for you! Instead, you turned him into a killing machine and the leader of the Decepticons!!

Tarn: I agreed to no such thing. And if you still want the matrix, you will stay in your role and keep being a good little autobot.

Getaway: And how can I trust you will keep your end of the deal?

Tarn: You don’t.

Getaway: Fine, although I am surprised the matrix still considers him a prime after all of this.

Tarn: Is that jealousy I hear?

Getaway: Shut it. Just make sure there are no more surprises. And don’t leave me out, unless you want Optimus to become his sweet heart self again.

Tarn: Ha! You can try but Trepan has taken care of that. He’s warped his mind so much, that the old Optimus is almost good as dead-

Megatron: TARN!!

(The others are still hiding while Megatron charges at Tarn. Bumblebee: what is he doing?! This wasn’t the plan!! Soundwave facepalms)

Megatron: Where is he?!

Tarn: As if I am telling you, unless you have a death wish. Optronix is still very mad at you.

Megatron: That is not his name!

Tarn: It is now. Getaway, I ride off if I were you. Can’t have you in my way.

Getaway drives off as fast as he can and unfortunately for him, the hiding mechs ambush him.

Tarn: I am surprised to see you have recovered so quickly. But maybe we should see if that is true.

Tarn and Megatron fight while the others try to arrest Getaway. (He’s a slippery eel) But Megatron is struggling from his injuries until he is pinned down by Tarn.

Tarn: Hm, maybe I should take you back with me. Trepan has been dying to see you again. He told me about how a certain mech “saved” you from his clutches all those years ago. Tell me, is that how Optronix recruited you to the Decepticons? Too bad he didn’t finish the job~

Megatron: Shut up!

Tarn: I wondered why you had a fear of shadowplay, but I guess I know now. Trepan told me you had one interesting processor, too bad that you wasted it.

Megatron: Shut up!! How dare you shadowplay Optimus! You traitor!

Tarn: I’m the traitor!? Oh that’s funny coming from you, Megatron! You betrayed the Decepticons the moment you betrayed our founder! We both know that your leadership wasn’t going to last, especially with your increasing lack of strategy!

This was done for the best of the Decepticons! For the best of Cybertron! You made our founder weak! You made Optronix weak! But thanks to me, we have the true leader of the Decepticons back! And there’s nothing that will stop us!

Megatron: You’re insane!

Tarn: Possibly, but enough chitchat-

Soundwave comes diving in to save Megatron. And sucker punches Tarn in the face.

Megatron: I didn’t need saving.

Soundwave: Sure: you didn’t.

Tarn knows he can’t beat them alone so he gets away quickly while the others finally capture Getaway.

Soundwave: Action: I will interrogate him. And he will tell us everything he knows.

(Bumblebee: Oh he’s really mad)

Meanwhile,

Optimus is training the new recruited Decepticons (there’s only a few of them) who joined after Megatron’s defeat. (Most of them are on the younger, next generation side of the faction, they snuck out while the others were distracted)

Optimus gives them pointers on how to improve their strength and combat. They also ask him a million questions (since Megatron never answered them) about how he founded the Decepticons, what caused it, how corrupted the old Senate was, how or why on Cybertron did he recruit Megatron? Etc etc. Optimus tries to answer them the best he can (even reluctantly answered the ones about Megatron) but for some reason, some of his memories stonewall in current events. Including something about the Institute…

Whatever, he soon has his meeting with the DJD. The new recruits are eager to see how their new leader will deal with the terrifying DJD.

Most of the DJD were at first cautious around Optimus and him being the new leader. But they soon warmed up to him. Especially after hearing about how he defeated Megatron for his leadership. (The new Decepticons gushed earlier about how Optronix brutally but flawlessly defeated Megatron. How he destroyed Megatron’s cannon! How he showed no fear, no hesitation.)

They especially warmed up after he beat their afts in practice combat with the recruited/new Decepticons watching and cheering on. (He’s also pointed out their combat flaws during practice, but later taught them what to do instead or how to improve.) But not all of them are happy with their new leader.

Agent 113 and Nickel are both glancing at each other nervously. This mech was a bit like the Orion they knew, but this mech doesn’t even seem like the Optimus they knew now. And they miss that mech. And with Tarn is the one whispering in his finial, things are going to get worse. And they were going to get to the bottom of it. For Cybertron and their old friend.

again no idea how long this has been in my inbox without me knowing, but I am happy to have found it! Thank you dear anon for continuing your AU! Also for some reason I imagine the new decepticon recruits Optimus trains as a sorta mirror image to the younger bots from the core group of Autobots from TF Prime (Bumblebee, Arcee and Smokescreen)

[trash-monkie]

Shadowpeach Angst AU, where the Jade Emperor decides to punish Sun Wukong in 2 ways... One is sealing him under the mountain... And the other is taking away his best friend's free will (Macaque)...

Macaque is now a constantly smiling, mindless servant to the Emperor (similar to how White Pearl was to White Diamond)...

Wukong becomes a disciple for Tang Sanzang to both atone for his past sins + hoping that redeeming himself would convince the Emperor to bring Macaque back to him...

But after the west journey, the Emperor REFUSED to give Macaque back his mind, because the Emperor believes that keeping Macaque is the only way to prevent Wukong from attacking the Celestial Realm again...

Wukong is heartbroken and depressed, until he eventually meets MK...

When Azure Lion destroys the Emperor, it frees Macaque...

Wukong tearfully gives Macaque a big hug! :')

I'M SOSOSOSO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG, MY MOTIVATION DIED, BUT HERE

BUT THERE YOU GO, NOT THE BEST BUUUT I DID ADD SOMETHINGS, IF YOU DO EVER WANT IDEAS FOR THIS AU I GOT THEM !!! RGHGRHR I FINISHED THIS AT 2 AM (rn) AND NOW I'M GONNA GO CRASH, I JUST NOTICED I FORGOT TAILS IM SORRY BUT AS I SAID IT'S 2 AM TvT

[dimmadomeglobal]

Hello! I'd like to share a part of my AU with you! I've really enjoyed following your posts, your art is great and you're a very funny person!

It's interesting, considering how most AUs depict Dale as always having been a cold father. However, I have a different take! (Though, of course, none are wrong and or invalid.)

In my AU, titled the All-Things-Odd AU, Dale was quite excited to have a child. He was a business man, he still loved earning money and was still into his work more than people, but he was less of the heartless non-philanthropist we know and hate.

Akin to @dvd-wren's AU, Dale is intersex and therefore, yes, was in fact pregnant with his son. This is important, keep that in mind.

Dale was rather happy to have a child, an heir to teach about business, another generation to carry on his family name. As a matter-of-fact, it was he himself that sought out a sperm donor.

His pregnancy was relatively good, he didn't have any horrible, traumatic events occur. Until he went into labor.

He went into labor during a speech to the town, a humiliating start to his life as a father. He waited for about an hour before taking himself to the hospital. In the maternity ward, this very clearly pregnant man got many stares from people, judging stares, trying to make him feel ashamed.

Even though Dale was not technically transgender, just intersex and male presenting, he was given transphobic treatment. Most of the staff insisted on referring to him as a "mother" and more often than not use female pronouns to describe him. How belittling to someone who had never before been questioned as a man. One nurse even made him feel as though he was to blame for the rude treatment saying he "Shouldn't have gotten pregnant" if he didn't "Want to be seen as a female."

After several hours, his blood pressure was rising and his blood sugars were dropping. However, this was ignored by the doctors and nurses for an inappropriately long time. He just wanted to give birth to his son and leave, that was all he wanted.

He was called in for an emergency C-section after the staff eventually realized that he may not be able to hang on through natural birth. Several things were running through Dale's mind at that point and he couldn't focus. He wanted to check his phone or laptop for important emails, he wanted to contact possible investors, but little by little he wanted to meet his son less and less.

Once Dev was finally placed in his arms, Dale felt numb. He looked at Dev as though wondering "Was this really worth it?" He had been so degraded, so humiliated, in so much pain, for a little creature that could only cry for what it wanted. He described the feeling to a nurse, who said he may have Post-Partum-Depression, or PPD.

Maybe he did, maybe he didn't, but he never touched on it further. He didn't want to seek help for these feelings, to feel weak like that ever again. So, that's why Dale acts the way he does towards his son - unresolved trauma.

OMG YESSSS THANK YOU FOR SHARING WHAT AN HONOR!!!!!!!!!! YIPPEEEEEEE!!!!! YOUR TAKE IS AWESOME!!!!! And thanks for the compliments, that's very sweet of you! ^^

Anyways! Goddamn, that's awful. Poor Dale. Yapping below.

I love the idea that Dale actually wanted to be a father. That maybe, at some point, he loved his son, but due to unresolved trauma, he just stopped loving him. It paints him in a more sympathetic light and opens up the possibility that maybe he could come to love Dev again.

Pregnancy and childbirth would be particularly scary for Dale, I think. He's a very public figure, and there's a really big stigma against guys who get pregnant. And for his labor to start in somewhere so public... jeez. He can't catch a break. And then he waited a whole hour, in labor while giving a speech??? My brother in capitalism, please!!! ToT

I imagine that Dale, who has always been seen as male, suddenly being treated like that during such a vulnerable moment of his life, probably fucked with his self image, tbh.

Do you think that when he looked at his son for the first time, desperate to find anything to blame his suffering on, subconsciously blamed Dev for it? What if he looked at his freshly born son and thought, "you hurt me," and couldn't separate the pain and shame he felt from his child? Logically, he knows it's not Dev's fault, but he can't stop himself from resenting him. When he holds Dev, when he hears him cry, he is in that hospital room again, being humiliated and shamed for no real reason, and he just can't bring himself to be near him for long. It hurts Dale to parent Dev.

So he doesn't; he has the au pairs do it. He tells himself he'll only have the au pairs do it just this once, then twice, then at some point, he doesn't even check on him anymore. The pain Dale felt from the birth wasn't on the front of his mind anymore but it still haunts him in times of quiet. To cope, he throws himself into his work, drowning out the noise in his mind, avoiding everything that reminds him of it, including his own son.

Dev grows older, not knowing why his dad avoids him. Dev starts to wonder if there's something wrong with himself, something that makes him not worth paying attention to.

Ahem. Sorry, my brain is just chewing on your AU like a deep sea shark chewing on the bones of a whale carcass.

I think our AUs are opposites, in a way? Your Dale had an easy pregnancy and the worst birth ever, while mine had the worst pregnancy and an easy birth. Your Dale actively chose to become a father while mine was thrown into it by circumstances beyond his control. Regardless, they both explain why Dale is like that and humanize him.

Here's a doodle!

[gummysunnybear]

*does a funky little dance*

Would be p wild if Nexus and Sun regressed together and were damn near surgically attached to each other. Like, if the redemption left people highly uncomfortable aboyt it and initially it was so awkward bc They Don't Want Sun And Nexus Near Each Other In Such Vulnerable States, except they keep gravitating towards the other. And once they're in sight???? Good luck separating them without screaming, crying and meltdowns.

Antics Include:

((And now I shamelessly plug my own AU-))

• They're ALWAYS holding hands

• they ALWAYS seem to regress at the same time post NSP Purification in Nexus

• upon investigation, Nex holds some of Sun's innate Star Power internally, spread veneers thin, not enough to utilize, but enough to prevent NSP from growing again. Basically Star Power antibodies. But since they're SUN'S OWN POWERS, they're lowkey synced in odd and unusual ways.

• Sun struggles with words regressed, and Nex always seems to Know just what his tiny bubbie needs. ((Sun: abaabaababdadas- //Nexus, nodding seriously: Thunny hung'y, Moo'.))

• Nexus has a lisp btw and also has the animatronic equivalent of asthma from NSP stuff

• Sun, absolutely WIRED: I can't regress, I don't have time, I gotta go, go, go-

Nexus, appearing from nowhere, cracking his knuckles dramatically: dw guys I got this. *immediately starts to cry*

Sun: !!! .... !!.... !.... Q~Q *starts crying, dropping quickly*

• ALSO Nex is still absolutely a little menace btw just wanted to clarify. Sometimes he'll listen intently to Sunny's babbles, turn right around and say "Baby Thunny thayth you're a bitch. An' he'th right >:3c"

• they have multiple matching pj sets. Solar and Moon ALSO have coordinating pj sets. They Are Not Immune To Baby Eyes. So sometimes the kids will be happily playing in their Applejack and Fluttershy onesies while Twilight-Solar and Discord-Moon try very hard not to make eye contact.

• Sunny plays cult games with their toys and Nexus gets to be the loyalty enforcer. They rule with tiny iron fists. It's lowkey terrifying.

• Lil Nexus doesn't like Taurus. Not in a "I'm scared of yoy" way but in a "no don't take my Thunny" way. It's adorable and mildly exasperating.

• Sun is a biter. He usually has teethers or pacifiers, but sometimes..... sometimes Nex's hat.... it beckons..... n o m-

• on less than stellar days (pun slightly intended), the tots prefer to be mostly alone and just tucked up somewhere dark, comfy and confined. One way or another, the other always finds the sad one and they burrito together in whatever dark and quiet place they can find. No expectations, no need to be okay, just little hands twisted together, foreheads pressed close, and safe from any monster real or imagined.

• they're both MONUMENTALLY protective of each other. Make Sunny cry? Nexus is swinging. Make Nexus cry?? Sunny is going FULL Home Alone levels of vengeance. For these reasons, they are no longer allowed to have matches, bowling balls, swifferpads, any more than 243 cottonballs, posterboard, bungee chords, quinoa, or uncooked chickpeas in the house readily available to little vengeful hands. Don't ask. Monty still trembles at the mention of the time he babysat them alone.

Anyway I made this way too long, sorry, pokie, anyway, ya friendly neighborhood witch is out byyyyeeeee~ 👋

SUN TRAUMATIZED MONTY THAT BAD WHEN HE WAS LITTLE!? DAMN DON'T PISS OFF LITTLE SUN

Anyways this is so me rn:

[starsarefire824]

I am genuinely confused regarding byler vore and cannibal byler. How is byler vore considered unacceptable while some people are okay with cannibal will or mike? Shouldn't both be unacceptable? What is the criteria that is being judged? Could you please explain?

I think I am too? Are you saying that it's unjustified being appalled by byler vore and okay with cannibalism? I hope so or my answer is going to irk you. 😅

Imo, it's essentially the same kink. I haven't read the cannibal au as it's not my go to thing, BUT from what I've gathered, the byler cannibal au is very very popular in the tag and in ao3. So I see no difference in a vore au. While yes, it's inherently a little more sexual.....there's not much of a difference in my view.

To me, that's like saying it's okay that Hannibal Lecter eats people, but not okay that he gets off on it. When we all well know that he does! lmao.

Idk, let people live man. That's my motto. They aren't hurting anyone in their fantasy online adventure.

So yeah, if your asking what the problem is in the byler tag when specifically talking about cannibal au vs. vore? It’s purity culture. Plain and simple.

[overthinkingtaleblr]

AU where Woah is Spooker's related daughter and they're on the run because of Major Problems and Someone Wants Them Dead. She Joins P.I E so that its reputation can hopefully ward off their attackers

At first, Spooker doesn't tell anyone about Woah because she doesn't want any harm to come to her from the team. This backfires when the team discovers Woah and connect the dots almost on the spot

Doesn't help that Colin and Spooker had started dating before the reveal. (Spooker already told Woah what was happening between her and Colin)

Also She/Her Spooker because why not?

First and foremost: hell yes She/Her Spooker, we love to see She/Her Spooker! As someone who had Spooker with a lesbian flag as my icon for a super long time. I love and support this choice.

Even if PIE would be super supportive of Spooker, I can understand why she'd be a little bit worried on telling them the truth of her situation. Like. Her first job with the team was spent learning that Ghost has no qualms about banishing ghost children. So even if they Seem to be opening up to her, she still knows what they're capable of doing and has to be 110% certain that they Won't do the bad thing

Hopefully the PIE members can understand her point of view, too... Maybe Colin can help them come around if Spooker is too scared to explain herself?

[tothedarkdarkseas]

Vampire Stu getting a boner as he sucks Murdoc's blood, Murdoc jokes that his his blood took the express lane all the way down there.

I like to think that he jokes about his blood staying in that general area, even if it's not how that works. Like a "hey, that's my blood down there. be grateful!"

These are the kinds of crude jokes Murdoc would absolutely live for. They are the lifeblood he himself feeds on. There's a carnal indecency to these moments, always, whether Stu wants to act that way or not-- Murdoc's certainly not tidying up the atmosphere. He pulls Stuart down and in, gripping shirt and skin along his torso until his nails pierce through. His own erection can be unsustainable due to blood loss but he's unconcerned, really, happier to get a rise from Stuart.

"I think you're sweet on me, duckie."

"You're delirious. Told you to stop me before you start seeing shite."

"Am I? Sure feels like I go straight to your cock."

"If you want it back that bad, you can have a turn sucking."