Hello, I hope this message finds you in good harvest and health, may your wallet be plump and your hearth hearty in flame and stew. I am but a humble enjoyer of the hit webcomic and animated pilot Lackadaisy by Tracy Butler, and a less than humble enjoyer of your fan interactive novel "Under the devils Moon" Of which I had played a multitude of times with increasing amusement and mirth, your worldbuilding is the envy of gods and your literary prowess leaves Edgar sighing wistfully in his grave with the satisfaction his written word carries in reincarnation by your hand.
This request comes from the pleads of an avid Weird Al Yankovic fan, and someone who just REALLY loves the accordion in all of it's shanty folk punk whimsy. When in consideration towards the opportunity for our protagonist to have mastered an instrument of sorts, have you ever considered the aforementioned squeezy keys in that variety?
I understand coding to be a grueling and time consuming effort that reaps little in harvest and a delicate procedure of binary, but if my please could reach across oceans and valleys to the step of your door, I beg on all fours as the dog I am for the inclusion of the pirates lung to be reconsidered with the rest of the band.
Yours humbly, a melancholy bard.
you know what just for all this kindness and the fact python is much easier than html . im putting in an accordion
𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆 ; he's your protector. only nodding and following your orders. he stayed quiet all the time; you never saw any expression other than a nonchalant one. his dark, chocolate brown eyes looked so dull. why don't you brighten them up?
𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 ; NSFW: nipple-play (?), tit sucking, grinding, slight humiliation, collar and leash used!!, reader implied with a cock, p.w.s.p (porn with a SLIGHT plot.) [better written] PART TWO ‹— here.
𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀 ; my lovely, and i mean LOVELY, 💅anon came up with the bodyguard idea nd i just added onto it. I HOPE YALL ENJOY THIS!!<3 yall should thank 💅anon this, yall welcome!! '' B.G.N'' = Bodyguard's name. I WAS TOO LAZY TO COME UP WITH DAMN NAMES, SHUT UP.
He stood tall, at least 6'8. His eyes a dark, chocolate brown, ones that you adored the most. He never talked; however, he was rather swell company. He rarely smiled when you told him jokes you found funny, he'd only look forward, ignoring your every word. Even though he was nothing more than a '' bodyguard'', he became fond of your rather quickly. He admired you, the way you looked so majestic even when you cried was so beautiful. Your clingy nature has hooked him the most. You always had your arm linked with his or your hands intertwined with one another. He was. . . infatuated with you. Who wouldn't be?
A man, whom is very much so infatuated with the dearest of sweethearts, [Name], was now bending down on his knees in front of you, face flushed, drool running down his chin, and tears falling down his flushed structure. Why was he doing such an erotic motion? The clamps that were snapped hard on his nipples were too tight, it was painful to say the least. With his chest heaving up and down, he could only usher a few words out of his mouth, '' [Nam-]-! Gah! Ah! [Na-], [Na-], please!'' He cried out, wanting to rub his eager erection. You only sadistically smiled, smirking down at the beast of a man before you. Shoving your foot down, hard, on his hard-on. '' Nngh!"' He cried once you shoved your fingers down his throat, his saliva coating your fingers.
He deliriously begged and plead on your fingers, more tears spewing from his chocolate brown eyes when you yanked the sliver chain connecting the clamps. A knock was heard at your chamber's doors, yet another devilish grin came on your '' angelic'' face. '' Come in!'' You didn't give no effort into trying to hide what you and your prized bodyguard were doing. '' . . .I-I was won-wondering if,'' The staff member stuttered and stammered in their sentences. [B.G.N] felt embarrassed being seen in such an erotic state. You smashed your foot, yet again, on his cock, eliciting a moan from him. '' Ah, you may continue. I have important business to attend to make it quick.''
They stammered their way through the question, blushing frantically, only to receive a nod and a hand gesture. '' Now, where were we?"
Yet again, you yanked the nipple clamps, making him cry out in pain.
Grabbing him by his white-colored leash and let him climb onto the plush king-sized bed. '' How about you show me pleasure, hm? Don't you think you've gotten too much?'' He merely nodded, quivering as you laid down and spread your legs, your hard-on wasn't hard to see. '' A-Am I truly allow-allowed to?'' He inquired, hesitantly reaching for your bulge. He didn't deserve such an honor from a superior such as yourself. '' Are you going against my orders?''
He shook his head quickly, shakingly unzipping your pants as he watched precum leak from your cock. He threw you pants onto the ground close by the bed, he discarded of your boxers as quickly he did of your pants. Your cock now dribbled with his saliva as he happily smothered your cock with peppered kisses and his warm saliva. The moans and whimpers he made when he was showering you cock with attention sent vibrations throughout your whole body.
'' Fuck. . . You're doing such a great job.'' You moaned, feeling his tongue slip around your length. He moaned, yet again, at your praise.
After he tasted the sweet, yet salty substance that came from your cock run down his throat. '' [N-Name]! F-Faster, p-please!'' He cried, the absolute overwhelming feeling he felt from you biting and sucking his nipples, the way you ass tightly squeezed around him when he thrusted inside of you violently. '' Fine,'' You hissed, letting your saliva drip from his swollen, bright red nipples.
You started bouncing, harshly on his cock, feeling the pain from not being adjusted to his size. '' G-God, ff-fuck..!'' You yelled, stabilizing yourself as you pressed hard on his abs. He only let incoherent babbles of words leave his plush lips. '' So, so bi-big!'' You whined, the sensation from his cock inside of you making your aching cock cum. His half-lidded eyes had hearts as pupils.
when i tell you that this video is constantly replaying in my mind…i love jb’s smile so much it’s concerning 🫠
- vlogger!reader making a whole story on why she wouldn’t be able to attend the concert because her friends cat will go into labor and she needs to be there
- julien would understand whatever reader said but be a tiny sad because concerts are always more fun looking and singing to the person you love most, right?
- reader was obviously planning to surprise jb and see her with the biggest smile ever so she contacted lucy and phoebe and arranged everything for the concert!
- vlogger!reader hiding in the crowd and trying to blend into it so jb couldn’t notice them straight away. i imagine reader making some bracelets with boygenius songs, some jokes, the boys name and stuff to trade in line!
- reader who crafted a poster with some sort of inside joke they have with julien so they could lift it up during one of the songs and surprise the prettiest girl ever!!
- i like to think reader showed themselves during true blue on the chorus because it does feel so good to be known so well, specially by someone as special as julien!!
- jb noticed a poster on the crowd and immediately squinted her eyes to try and read it and as soon as she realizes what’s written there and who’s holding it she just has this big goofy smile on her face, her eyes getting a little watery because she’s just so happy their baby’s there!!
So who would want kids in the polyshi and what gender do you see them wanting more???🙈
OMG YESSSSSS ok ok ok listen
Taiju: while I'd love to see a mini me of him.. he's girl dad all the way and not the type of girl dad that doesn't try and connect with her or try and talk about her day. He's the type that yes it will throw him off guard when she gets her period but he's prepared I'm talking pads and tampons and if so be it he'll get the period panties. You ever seen bad boys where the scene they mess with the boyfriend that's taiju and south. He'd may want a son but he'd be great girl dad
Mistuya: while this may shock some but he'd make a great boy dad maybe even twins one boy one girl he'd definitely want a little girl too cause what's cuter than making cute little dresses for his princess ESPECIALLY when it's her bday or Halloween or just cause. With his son oh he's gonna be best dressed even as an adult mistuya will ALWAYS dress up his kids in his designs and even if other parents asks no those designs are only for his kids and his kids alone.
South: Another boy dad BUT they're gonna be twins lol twin boys and they're gonna be the spitting image of you two but you can tell they're their fathers boys. They'll threaten anyone that tries to flirt with you saying stuff like "I've seen my daddy break a person arm before" or anything to bring up that south terano is a heavy weight champion and they will get their height from him so be prepared!
They all three at least want one kid so be ready lol
