#aphrodite eleemon

[aphrodite-offical]

@octavian-offical

FUCK YOU. -Aphrodite Pandemos

No one likes you!!!! -Aphrodite Ourania

You’re an asshole. Die. It’d make everyone’s lives better -Aphrodite Skotia

Actually, don’t die! But do leave. No one likes you. -Aphrodite Eleemon

…turn on asks so I can send you anon hate. Now. -Aphrodite Mechanitis

Go kys. -Aphrodite Areia

Go die in a ditch. It’d do everyone a favor. -Aphrodite Tymborychos

[aphrodite-offical]

how do i stop my friend and i from being shipped? this has been going on for like two years and it's kind of a problem now.......we're just friends, and i mean it. YEAH I KNOW THAT SOUNDS SUPER CLICHE BUT IT'S TRUE

stab them. -Areia

burn them down. -Tymborychos

violate the geneva convention. -Ourania

vehicular manslaughter. -Mechanitis

water will solve your problem: drown them! -Pontia

Gaslight them. -Skotia

I recommend...i think this says tear gas? -Paphian

NO NO NO. NO CRIMES! *batting the other epithets w/ a broom* -Eleemon

Kindly ask them to stop and if they don't, wring their neck out like a wash towel! <3 -Pandemos

NO. -Philomeides

Fine. Actual advice: ask the shippers to stop. I really can't give any other advice, though I believe @ares-offical would be willing to protect your honor, so you don't end up like Zuko/j. I would as well, but I have a feeling Ares would be more merciful.

[aphrodite-offical]

PLEASE ADOPT ME IM BANISHED FROM 17 DIMENSIONS AND IM BEING HUNTED BY THE L.I.G.H.T ORGANIZATION HIDE ME

A CHILD. -Automata

Meet automata, I fucking guess. Sure. Be our kid now. -Eleemon

@drew-tanaka-offical @piper-mclean-offical @silena-beauregard-offical yall have a new sibling :D -Pandemos