Aug 9, 2025
Where there's an invasive species, there's trophy hunters! Thank Bigfoot that birds fucking suck ass and no one likes them, AMIRITE? :)
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Where there's an invasive species, there's trophy hunters! Thank Bigfoot that birds fucking suck ass and no one likes them, AMIRITE? :)
Umm. Eric. We're not gonna put our co-worker on a cake of the people we find sexy. That'd just be...like, workplace harassment.
Bigfoot………………? It thinks that……………………….. """BIGFOOT""" will be saving it……………………………………………….?
FOR CRYING LAUGHING OUT LOUD, CALL THAT Loads of Lotsof@#%&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALLED THAT A MARKED UP PRICES IN The Grocer Store..Trying to Buy the Meals there and the ISLES are rotting with FLIES! Might as well be pig skulls sluggish with FILTH for sale at STEW LEONARD'S! OMG WAIT Is that the robot Twinkie Man????? Oh, mama, PLEASE, Let's take a PICTURE and PIN IT ON A MILK Can in Action! But She won't let Me. She won't let Me no more. BUT SHE'LL LET You THROUGH! BUT… Words of a vice! Maybe wash the mouths out with the squeaky pipe cleaners before Mentioning an aforementioned APE??? SMELL it on the back of the speaking in tongues! PTOOEY!
I love you, Leonardo.
shiiiiiiit jordon we need to dip we need to totally and completely bail in a second eric just totally threw another movie protagonist man meltdown and killed one of the 7-11 employees right in front of us if they catch us now we are so not going to be allowed back here anymore if i'm banned from 7-11 like i was banned from the dmv for trying to use the printer in the back that they used to manifest licenses i don't know what i'm going to do i can't return to earth to get my gas station snacks i'm wanted in several states for increasingly wild and crazy anecdotes that i would love to get to on the car ride back from here but we can't now because if we stay here for much longer we're fuckedddddd i'm sure you'd be all for that though thanks for being so chill man you know i think i was wrong about you or you really had a change of heart and stopped being such an annoying stuck up narc the jordon i knew would have thrown up if i had asked him to do this but you only throw up at random uncontrollable intervals for what i imagine is unrelated reasons anyways get the fuck outta here and meet me in the car i need to grab eric like right now
This is why I love my job, Jammers! I don't HAVE to worry about any weird shit going on. I just get to hang out and watch videos of shirtless men cooking lobsters, my favorite activity-
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Jammers. What the fuck was that.
IS THIS ABOUT THE TIME I GOT ANGRY ABOUT YOU DOING FUN FACT SUNDAY. BECAUSE AS I SAID I REALLY WANT TO EXPRESS HOW MUCH I AM UNIMAGINABLY SORRY FOR SAYING THAT TO YOU ABOUT FUN FACT SUNDAY. ITS HONESTLY HEARTBREAKING THAT YOU HAVE HARDLY DONE FUN FACT SUNDAY SINCE THAT POINT IN TIME FIVE YEARS AGO IN 2019. I THINK I'VE STRIPPED YOU OF SOMETHING SPECIAL ALL BECAUSE I FELT A SUDDEN ONSLAUGHT OF EMOTION AND I CHOSE TO TAKE IT OUT ON YOU FOR NO GOOD REASON EXCEPT MY OWN HATRED AND ANGER AND RAGE. AND THINKING ABOUT IT NOW, LIKE THE STATEMENT I MADE ABOUT THE GUY IN FRONT OF US WHO GOT RAISIN'D, AND HOW I SAID IT REMINDED ME OF HOW QUESTIONMARKQUESTIONMARK SLURPED THAT SHIT ALL FILTHY AND FREAKY LIKE, AND HONESTLY I THINK I'M ALSO GETTING SICK TO MY STOMACH ABOUT MY BEHAVIOR AND HOW I TREATED YOU GIRL. I KNOW, IF I WAS EVER ONE TO GET RAISIN'D, I WOULDN'T WANT SOMEONE TO SAY THAT MY CORPSE REMINDED THEM OF VARIOUS STRAIGHT SEXUAL ACTS THAT THEY HAVE COMMITTED OR WILL COMMIT IN THE PAST PRESENT OR FUTURE. I'M HETEROSEXUAL BY THE WAY I'M SORRY FOR THAT ALSO. I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME GIRL.