#ask darrell

[bluecoolr]

making darrell watch Children of the Corn and see if his corn paranoia makes the movie better or worse for him

He has double the paranoia now

[ask-hms-archive]

hey Darrell, can you here us?

"Bawk."

[bluecoolr-main]

This was giving darrell. Idk why but it did

Slaashy you're so correct for this 🤣🤣

Dude's low income but never low in cum

He's the type of guy to complain about the price of canned meatloaf and m&m's, then begrudgingly drop the food into the shopping cart anyway.

[bluecoolr]

Hiya Blue!!! Okay so Baulders Gate 3 has been my time sink of choice as of late, I wanna ask, If Darrell and/or Bright Eyes got teleported/isiakied to Faerûn, what classes would he/they be? Would he/they remain humans? Who would they want to make friends with or romance?

Cait!!! You have fed me well with lots of Baldur's Gate 3 content and I am never more grateful 💖

And lemme say this ask is fantastic. 👀 Darrell is like one main oc that i like to put in different situations like a little doll or actor 🤣

But to answer the question: 😗

If Darrell and Bright Eyes (cuz I like the idea of them being separate people) were ever teleported to the world of bg3, they'd both be Seldarine Drow rangers.

They work better in the dark, have hedonistic tendencies, and can have animal companions (as rangers) 😊

Anyway the vibes are just ✨️

[bluecoolr]

btw before Darrell would even get close to being dead by not waking up from the poppies his children of Hades and Hecate friends would get his ass back to consciousness land

no one's dying from that kinda shit on their watch

YO YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!

They're legit fighting a celestial tug o war with Thanatos or Heimlich maneuver-ing those poppies outta him 😭😭😭

Lmao but the children of Nemesis going like "NAH! NAH LET HIM! LET HIS TRIFLING ASS GET WHAT IT'S DUE!"

[bluecoolr]

I made a little bracelet set for Darrell

Can you give it to him for me?🖤 🥺👉👈

IT'S HIS NEW FAVORITE THING NOW. HE'LL KEEP IT FOREVER AND EVER. 🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖

[bluecoolr]

Darrell but with that 2000 Hugh Jackman bod 👀😂 /j (i love him as he is. gonna kiss all his freckles.)

You're absolutely right, Cy! I mean, that's the best representation of Darrell's body type! 2000 Russell Crowe too!

(Also he'd love it if you kissed his freckles. He has a lot so, more kisses 😈)

[bluecoolr]

Me 🤝 hating analog horror because it's too scary 🤝 Darrell

I'm just watching an iceberg video just covering diff series and some clips have me shaking in my boots💀

Darrell with any analog/found footage horror:

I love watching those too! But for some reason whenever the video ends I'm just filled with a sense of dread 🪦