Extremely unmotivated girl seeks heat companion, must like playing with hair while she naps, must be ready for her whining and needyness. Random noises will be made at the most inconsiderate times, and over nothing. drops a pen, noise, splash water out a cup, noise.
Doesn’t really like to be outside, will hiss at the sun, may be part cat. Doesn’t like people very much, doesn’t do movement, can sleep for about 20 hours and will still need a nap, walking? ha!
Stank face is active 90% of the time, likes dogs 6000% more than humans, is always hungry or thirsty but does nothing about it because, effort, but will still complain about being hungry and or thirsty, doesn’t care about body appearance, because, exercise. no thanks. Not a mover. Good a cooking but won’t do it, again, effort. naps 25/8.
Holds nothing back will say what shes thinking at all times and does not care, has no feelings, snacks are in hiding places because she doesn’t share food. would not attempt to wake her up, zero motivation, hates noise or rather people making noise, hates meeting people, will ignore you 99% of the time, makes noises rather than asking for tea, figure it out yourself talking is effort. Random fits of bordom that involve throwing herself about and squeaking, again, nothing will be done about this bordom, will become more annoying until she falls asleep.
All in all what a catch, for sure 11/10.
@thedollymaker can back up how true this all is.
